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Alien supervillain Killface wants to destroy Earth. Billionaire playboy Xander Crews realizes he can make more money if he stops him. Who will win?
2006
Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.
Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...
In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.
Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.
Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.
The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!
So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...
Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.
Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.
The Xtacles, under threat of death at the hands of Stan (who, although we haven't mentioned him yet, is in just about every episode, and who is also impersonating superhero Awesome-X) have to find a replacement hostage for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. Their search - somewhat predictably - leads them to Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.
Killface (still blind) and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (still blind, still naked, still doing business as Barnaby Jones) escape from the sweatshop to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Down there in Chinatown. And everybody else winds up down there too, somehow, because of the death rabbit fights. And all.
Equipped only with a map, a bag of radishes, and brand new eyes goggling about in their heads, Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (aka Barnaby Jones) attempt to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Who instantly captures them. And then forces them to fight... to the death! Could this be the end?!
With everything resolved, Killface tries to buy the Annihilatrix back after Phil sells it to Arabs. Meanwhile, Xander Crews exacts his revenge on Stan until he finds out his entire fortune was invested into Killface's Annihilatrix.
2007
A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.
The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.
Killface and Xander Crews compete to be better than each other to get elected president.
To broaden their votes, Xander and Killface go to the North Fork Duck Hunt and get lost together.
In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.
Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.
Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds. Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.
While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate. Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked. Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.
With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...
Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.
Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.
Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.
Adam Reed
Killface / Xander Crews / Wendell T. Stamps (voice)
Christian Danley
Simon (voice)
Kate Miller
Grace Ryan (voice)
Stuart Culpepper
Stan (voice)
Killer Mike
Taqu'il (voice)
Kelly Jenrette
Sinn / Hooper (voice)
Scott Lipe
Arthur Watley (voice)
Amber Nash
Valerie (voice)
Rachael Harris
A.L.E.X. (voice)
Lucky Yates
Xtacle (voice)
