Not Necessarily the News(1983–1987)

Pilot {1}

The Newsroom is shut down and our newscasters must go elsewhere. However they do not do well and they become homeless. They are saved by a friendly man named Chester, who brings them into his home.

Pilot {2}

Living in the house of Chester, our team discovers he is an infamous murdere and call the police, but discover that they themselves are being arrested for being accomplices. They get a lawyer, and after 3 mistrials, they are set free, but are still homeless, and unemployed.

Pilot {3}

Are team, desperate for money, start a chalk selling buisness, after it fails, they try several other things before getting hired at a new station, WBBCC

The Regan of Doom

The newsroom is visited by a Ronald Regan impersonater, he begins to wreak havoc and begin turning the staff against each other. They proceed to throw the Regan out, but they discover this fake Regan is the real thing.

Theo

Annabelle has a new love intrest, a quirky fellow named Theo. Meanwhile, A mystery guest has been called to the show, who is he? what will he do? The answer is: Its the Regan impersonator, and he has come to wreak havoc and break up Theo and Annabelle.

Road Trip

Rich and Michael go on a road trip to mexico where Rich is kidnapped and traded for beer. Meanwhile the crew is visited by a gay man. Also, Annabelle divises a plot to humiliate the Regan because of the loss of her boyfriend, Theo.

Machine

Staurt gets a new car, and so does Rich. They decide to have a deathrace. After Stuart wins, Rich gets depressed and checks himself into mental institution, leaving Stuart to get him out.

Halloween {unedited version}

In this uncut original episode that HBO refused to air becuase of male nudity and slams at the U.N. {The ONLY time HBO has ever pulled an episode} Rich picks up up a hooker that turns out to be his long lost daughter

Halloween {Edited Version}

In this newly edited version, the comments {or slurs} against the United Nations and the male nudity scene are cut out. HBO also wanted the scene where a woman is penetrated by a mans fingers {i could be more specific, but this is a G-Rated site} edited down so you see only a bit of nudity.

Audrie in Love

Audrie gets two love intrests, Rob and Bob, who turn out to be brothers. Meanwhile, Rich has a try at boxing, and of course, fails miserably.

The Funeral

After Rich's father dies, he makes an ass of himself at the funeral. Eating candles and making love to a dog.

Action Star

The Stuido is visted by an Arnold Swartzenger type character. Audire and Annabelle both fall in love with him, so does Rich, who questions his sexuality.

KKK and Rich

Rich joins a group club. Little does he know this club is the dreaded Klu Kulx Klan. Meanwhile Micheal tries to call a bet made by Stuart that he can make love to 3 women at once.

Blood Not Simple

In this Goof episode. A murderer terrorizes the studio and our newscasters must find the killer.

Levity

A band is hired to ""put some life"" into the studio. There music {heavy metal devil style} drives our team mad and there manager gets the hots for Audrie.

Shotgun

Rich gets a shotgun and acciedently shoots himself in the foot. With himself handicaped, he gets a telescope and sees a murder from his window. Ala ""Rear Widnow"".

Sunday, Bloody Sunday, Coarse Light

A british filmaker comes to the studio and begins to seduce the female staff members. Rich swears to teach the British man a lesson.

Sex at 10 Feet

Stuart and Michael buy a hooker together but fight over who gets who first. Meanwhile, Rich courts a young woman who is revealed to be the sister of Annabelle.

A Little Sex with Breakfast

Micheal and Annabelle begin having a steady relationship, little does Micheal know, that Annabelle and Stuart are having a wild affair in this unuasally poined episode.

The Kick

Rich is kicked in the groin and must spend 3 weeks in a hospital ward.

The Real Kick

Rich is fired from the studio but regains his contract when he seduces the new female head of the studio.

Clip Show

A series of clips titled ""The Best of Not the News""

The New Chick

After Micheal leaves the studio, the team gets a new member, Melanie, a young colledge student.

The Fight

Annabelle and Melanie fight over a man who, little known to them is an axe murderer.

The Comedian

A comedian comes to the stuido,and, once agian, seduces the female members of the staff.

GGG {1}

Rich produces his own ""Girls gone wild"" movie. Traveling to greece to find out who's the wildest.

GGG {2}

Rich's video takes him the the pacific northwest.

100...........Just 100

Rich goes on a quest to see if he can have sex with 100 women in 1 day.

This Phyco Rift

In this phyco rift, Melanie holes up in an old hotel and is stalked by a mysteroius stranger.

Freddy

In ""A Night of Elm Street"" spoof, our newscaster are haunted by a Freddy type madman.

The Script

Stuart writes a script but has a hard time getting it published.

Film Festival

The staff attends a film festival.

Audire got Run Over by a Reindeer

Audrie goes missing on christmas eve.

The Death

Rich's uncle dies and he drags all his co-workers to the funeral.

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Episode 1

Not Necessarily the Year in Review

March Edition

Shake off those winter doldrums with "the fastest and sometimes funniest half-hours on television.

Episode 4

Not Necessarily the Media

Episode 6

Inside Washington

When the crew visits Capitol Hill, Frosty Kimelman decides her name has been holding her back, so she goes through a succession of name changes. Also, Pat Robertson, Dr. Robert Schuller, Rev. Jerry Falwell, and Father Guido Sarducci square off; Jesse Helms discusses a crackdown on pornography; Nancy Reagan talks about stepdaughter Maureen; plus Ronald Reagan stands by for an interview with Bob Charles.

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October Edition

Sketches include: Surprise!, Murch's Fried Pieces, This Date in Comedy, Football Wrap-Up, Arm and Hammer Baking Soda & morning Sniglets.

Inside Entertainment

The crew visits the red carpet to report on the 97th Annual Golden Calf Awards. Also, Dolly Parton and Madonna are interviewed, Helen St. Thomas visits Frankenstein's monster and The Wolf Man at a retirement home, Don King presents new sniglets, and former child star Jay North goes on a rampage.

Episode 12

Marathon

Rich runs the New York marathon and wins. But is stripped of the title becuase of false rumors about steriod addiction. He must find out who framed him.

The Guy from Elecko

A foreign man gets a job in the studio, and as usual, he seduces the female members of the staff.

Le Boob

Rich goes on a hunt for the world's largest breasts. Searching London, Paris, and Los Angeles. Our newscasters follow him and chase the story.

Le Boob Part 2

Rich continues his search for the world largest breasts. Taking him to Hong Kong and Brazil. He finds that his co-star, Annabelle, is the winner of the contest.

Annabelle and Rich Go Down Under

While in Autrailia, Annabelle and Michael suffer romantic obsession and jealousy before Rich comes and ruins everything by gettting tangled up with the mob.

Tales of 3

3 short stories 1} ""The Quickining"" It is shown to us what would happen if everything in life were sped up 90% 2} ""Robotican"" Rich gets a robotic arm and it begins to take controll of his life 3} ""Leprechan"" The Studio is visited by 3 Leprechans

Brother and Mother

Stuart's brother comes to the studio and falls in love with Annablle.

The Pope

Our studio gets a very very speical visit from the pope himself.

Fight Club

Stuart and Rich institute an infamous studio fight club.

Not Necessarily the News: America

An hour long speical celerating the best moments of the show.