System Crash(1999–2001)

Back To School

First day of school at Lambton Junior High, where the members of the media club lampoon student life through their own closed circuit TV show.

Politics And Power

Kyle campaigns against Brian Maloney for a spot on Lambton's Student Council.

Health And Fitness

""Health Week"" has the gang exploring how to eat properly and stay in shape.

Supernatural

Ghouls and goblins roam the halls of Lambton when the gang suspects their school is haunted.

Love And Romance

The Valentine's Day Dance brings out feelings of love in the students of Lambton.

Luck And Superstition

St. Patrick's Day makes some students at Lambton Junior High feel just a little bit lucky.

Sports

Tiffany Mendelson's Bat Mitzvah has the gang thinking about leaving their childhood behind.

Cyberworld

The Valentine's Day Dance brings out feelings of love in the students of Lambton.

Growing Up

The gang explores feelings of jealousy and rivalry.

Rivalries And Competition

The gang explores feelings of jealousy and rivalry.

Jobs And Responsibilities

The Young Achiever's Fair causes the gang to take a closer look at jobs & responsibility.

Celebrity

Star mania hits Lambton as the school play brings out the best – and the worst – in the students.

Summer Loving, Had Us A Crash

From the beach, the gang recap what weird stuff happened during their summer vacations, and introduce a new media club member, Chuck.

Chromosome Wars

Zoe tries to get girls to take science courses, the boys are forced to relieve themselves in an outhouse, and the battle of the sexes breaks out.

Broken (Slightly Cracked) Families

A field trip to the museum goes insanely wrong with parent chaperones.

Raging Hormones

Puberty Class starts in school, and Zoe and Burnbaum fall in love.

Bully For You

A mysterious bully haunts the school as the gang explores the topic of bullying.

Slack-tose Intolerant

The gang get their term report cards, and explore the topic of laziness.

Boo! The Halloween Show

At night, during the Halloween dance, the gang wait vigil for Corky, the ghost of a former angry Lambton girl.

Sleazy Does It

The gang explore sleaze at corruption as a Mexican Fast Food Joint opens in the school cafeteria.

Double Clique-ing

Bridget leaves the media club for greener pastures, as the gang explores the topic of fitting in and cliques.

All's Well That Trends Well

The gang is outfitted with clothing from a slimy sports company, and learn about marketing and trends.

The Loser Is...

The gang explores the topic of competition as their show is nominated for a big TV award.

All Stressed Out (And No Place To Go)

The gang explore the topic of stress as the all freak out before the big test.

Good Deeds Done Cheap

Zoë and the rest of the club have a show down with another gang to do the same good deed of cleaning the beach.

Them's Good Eats

The gang protests for the return of their fries and gravy after a corrupt health food company takes over the school's menu.

With Friends Like These...

The gang welcomes a visiting Junior High media club from Peru, and go through some rocky times with their new pals.

Survival Of The Kid-est

Lambton students are sent on a school camping trip in the woods and end up voting someone ""off the island"".

Memories: The Yearbook

Lambton media club makes a video yearbook with disastrous results and goes back in time to meet its first grads.

Internet Killed TV Star

The Lambton media club is shocked when their rival club creates an internet webcast. How will they compete with that?

Sweet Smell Of Obsessed

The gang faces a number of obsessions with food, collectibles, cleanliness and tries to remedy the situations.

Chariots Of Choir

Lambton's choir competes against the evil private school from Forsaken Manor and chaos ensues.

Culture Vultures

The media club is censored by the school board and the gang fights back with hilarious results.

Love Is In The…Where?

Everybody acts differently after a rumour spreads about Samantha and Beau having a fling.

A Very Special After School Special

The gang takes a look at what kids do after a day of classes.

My Not-So-Secret Identity

Beau decides to change his squeaky clean image by becoming a bitter punk rocker.

Crime And Punishment

Burnbaum's mother takes over the school as Vice Principal and turns Lambton Junior High into a prison! The punishment theme is explored further, culminating in a prison movie parody, ""Lambton Detention Express"".

Self-Improvement

The whole school is freaking out when it's Yearbook picture day, and everyone scrambles to look half decent for posterity. Beau tries to sell a home liposuction kit on his Shopping Channel.

Popularity

School uniforms are introduced so everyone looks the same. Zoe launches a protest against it and craziness ensues. Tek is ""dissed"" by the most popular girl in school on his ""Tek's Niche"" program.

School Safety

Ridiculous new harsh safety rules are enforced in the school where even teeth are removed as dangerous weapons! Burnbaum stars in a bloody sequel to Shakespeare's ""Macbeth""!

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