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Ray Shoesmith is a father, ex-husband, boyfriend and best friend: tough roles to juggle in the modern age. Even harder when you’re a criminal for hire.
“Father. Ex-husband. Boyfriend. Criminal.”
2018
A business associate falls from grace, while Ray takes the fall for a mate. A chance meeting in the park and a new apprentice.
The wrong guy gets the good news and Unicorns do exist. The first of a thousand kisses and good ole revenge.
Anger mismanagement and no such thing as Jesus. If you can’t kill your own brother-in-law, who can?
Ray doesn’t like surprises, sit downs, sandwiches, or assholes. Brittany asks tough questions, while Ray hands out trouble to those that seek it.
People are not always what they appear to be and a good strong name is important. It’s also important to lock your car when you leave it.
A nutritious breakfast is the key to good health, as is looking in the trunk before stealing a car; people say they like surprises, but that is debatable.
2019
Ray don’t tap but he gives good advice. Sometimes you have to take the scenic route.
Ray solves problems but under no circumstances does he answer questions.
Ray and Ally get caught out and good dental hygiene is as important as paying your debts.
Is there really any such thing as monsters?
All things must end, even Christmas.
Lady troubles, old friends and hearts on trees.
Ray does favors but doesn't forgive.
An old friend takes the fall and an associate pays for past misdeeds.
When exiting a department store, make sure you don’t leave with less than you came with.
Enemies may come and go, as do friends.
One lives, but it is unknown if anybody really dies.
2021
If your mistakes lead to your death, how can you learn from them?
If you think violence is not the answer, you don’t understand the question.
You can't make anybody stay but you can sure as hell make ‘em go.
Curiosity rarely kills the cat but too many pharmaceuticals generally will.
All is fair in love and war but not in business. Forgiveness may be divine but revenge is way more fun.
Don't live in the past they say but what if it's a hell of a lot better than the present?
Everybody loves a road trip.
There's a reason why the road less travelled is less travelled.
If nothing ends, what begins?
Scott Ryan
Ray Shoesmith
Chika Yasumura
Brittany
Brooke Satchwell
Ally
Jeremy Sims
Rafael
Damon Herriman
Freddy
Justin Rosniak
Gary
2025
