Squidbillies(2005–2021)

This Show Is Called Squidbillies

The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.

Take This Job and Love It

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

School Days, Fool Days

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

Chalky Trouble

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Family Trouble

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Butt Trouble

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Swayze Crazy

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Meth O.D. to My Madness

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

The Tiniest Princess

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Bubba Trubba

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Burned and Reburned Again

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Terminus Trouble

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Survival of the Dumbest

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

A Sober Sunday

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Lerm

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube

Lipstick on a Squid

In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.

Southern Pride and Prejudice

Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.

Trackwood Race-ist

Early battles his grandson.

The Peep

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.

Vicki

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

Cephalo-ectomy

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Greener Pastor

Scott Hilley dies.

Squash B'Gosh

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

Limbitless

Early trades his legs.

Taint Misbehavin'

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

A Walk To Dignity

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

Granny Hotfoot

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

Sheriff-in-law

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

Hybrid To Hell

Early loses the love of his life.

Need for Weed

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

Granite Caverns

Early becomes king of a cave.

Ga-Ga-Ghost

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

Beware the Butt-Cutter

Forever Autumn

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Galvin

Dove in an Iron Cage

Justice is served, mayo free.

The Guzzle Bumpkin

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Webnecks

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Tween Steam

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

Wing Nut

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

The Good One

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Sharif

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

Armageddon It On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

One Man Banned

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.

Let 'er R.I.P.

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

No Space Like Home

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

Scorn on the 4th of July

Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

Who-Gives-a-Flip?

The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.

Ol' Hootie

Terror strikes from the skies.

The Liceman Cometh

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

Asbestos I Can

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

Class of '86

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.

Velvet Messiah

Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

Big E

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

Keeping It in the Family Way

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

Snow Daddy

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Ballmart

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

The Pharaoh's Wad

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.