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Season 2

13 Episodes

2022

Shaolin Deadly Kicks

E01

Shaolin Deadly Kicks

8/12/2022·98m

On the Season 2 premiere of Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre our fabulous, fanged foreman of kung fu flicks, shares another hit from his unbeatable VHS collection with Shaolin Deadly Kicks! This film that has everything you’ve come to love from DKFT! Mainly kicks though if you want to get specific…

The Impossible Kid

E02

The Impossible Kid

8/19/2022·98m

Have you ever wondered what James Bond would be like if he was a two-foot, nine-inch, Filipino martial artist named Weng Weng?? Of course, you have! See those wonders realized on this episode of Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre as we peep The Impossible Kid! Featuring the world's smallest super spy, Weng Weng, as Agent Double O. He may be small, but he kills big time!

Ninja Death I

E03

Ninja Death I

8/26/2022·98m

Get ready Fang Fans! This episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre kicks off the first installment of a three-episode Ninja Death trilogy with Ninja Death Part 1! It has training montages, flute madness, and a golden Grandmaster with just a whole gang of ninjas! If you miss this one, then you're gonna be so lost for the next two. TRUST US.

Ninja Death II

E04

Ninja Death II

9/2/2022·98m

Hey kung fu babies! On this episode of Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre, we're smack dab in the middle of a punch kick triple threat with Ninja Death Part 2! The middle sequel to the Ninja Death THRILL-ogy we started on our last episode! Same faces, same names, but a whole new adventure! (Well, technically the same adventure, but the middle part!)

Ninja Death III

E05

Ninja Death III

9/9/2022·98m

Watch out! There’s a ninja behind you! Just kidding, it’s only this episode of Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre where we get to witness the amazing ending to the Ninja Death trilogy with Ninja Death Part 3! All of your burning questions will finally be answered. Or will they? Drac honestly doesn’t remember. Watch to find out!

Image of Bruce Lee

E06

Image of Bruce Lee

9/16/2022·98m

On this episode of Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre, we're watching The Image of Bruce Lee, and it's more than just a picture of the guy, it's a whole dang movie! Featuring huge muscles and even bigger egos. It has Bruce Lee in the title, but not in the film. Don’t be disappointed, it’s still a straight up banger!

Lost Kung Fu Secrets

E07

Lost Kung Fu Secrets

9/23/2022·98m

Hey gang! Are you tired of all the ruthless warlords out there? Us too. So, watch one get what’s coming to them on this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre with The Lost Kung Fu Secrets! Featuring cool hats, Princess swaps, and warlords getting their comeuppance. Get it together, warlords! Pfft.

Shaolin Temple

E08

Shaolin Temple

9/30/2022·98m

Ever seen that movie where two sisters have to fight their way up an increasingly difficult tower of Shaolin monks to retrieve a magical cure for a poisoned Prince? No? Then tune in for this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre to see Shaolin Temple! Because it’s literally that movie. Literally, fam.

Ninja Heat

E09

Ninja Heat

10/7/2022·98m

Do you like Charles Bronson flicks? Machine guns? Ex-cons wearing Acapulco shirts? Then you’re in for a treat on this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre as we watch Ninja Heat! It’s your new favorite movie if your favorite things are those things listed above! Plus, Dracula makes 13 Charles Bronson movie references. 13! That’s a world record…probably.

The Street Fighter

E10

The Street Fighter

10/14/2022·98m

Prepare your human eyeballs to explode with awesome because this episode of DKFT kicks off the global event known as DRACULA’S FEARSOME FOURSOME: THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIES! Finally, Dracula is able to share his favorite film four-pack, and it all starts with The Street Fighter! A movie so bad a** you may not be able to handle the raw power of Sonny Chiba's machismo! Only one way to find out! By watching.In case that was unclear.

Return of the Street Fighter

E11

Return of the Street Fighter

10/21/2022·98m

Dracula’s back with a vengeance as we continue DRACULA’S FEARSOME FOURSOME: THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIES with Return of The Street Fighter! The second film in the Street Fighter quadrilogy. If you’re not a massive Sonny Chiba fan like Dracula, you will be after this! Or maybe you won’t, we don’t know what you like. Just watch this thing babies!

Sister Street Fighter

E12

Sister Street Fighter

10/28/2022·98m

To the windows, to the walls, ‘till the blood runs down these halls! Dracula is doing it again with his patent pending DRACULA’S FEARSOME FOURSOME: THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIES and this episode we’re watching Sister Street Fighter! It’s just as awesome as the other Street Fighter films, but with a female protagonist. Also, it’s the bloodiest film we’ve ever featured, and you can’t spell slaughter without laughter, so you know it’s gonna be a good time!

Street Fighter's Last Revenge

E13

Street Fighter's Last Revenge

11/4/2022·98m

He had his revenge. Then, he returned, for slightly more revenge. Then, his SISTER had some revenge too. And now, on this week's episode of Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre, we put the final nail in the coffin of the world-renowned phenomenon known simply as DRACULA’S FEARSOME FOURSOME: THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIES with The Street Fighter's Last Revenge! Season 2 finale, babies!

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Season 1

13 Episodes

2021

The Magnificent Fist

E01

The Magnificent Fist

8/13/2021·98m

Legendary host Dracula, the world’s oldest Kung Fu fan, takes us on a journey of punches, kicks and glorious daylight as he presents us with The Magnificent Fist. A tale of Ginseng, revenge, and at least one fist that is deemed magnificent.

The Guy With The Secret Kung Fu

E02

The Guy With The Secret Kung Fu

8/20/2021·98m

After centuries of undead slumber, Dracula is finally able to share one of his favorite martial arts films, The Guy with the Secret Kung Fu! A riddle, wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a mystery, not only does Dracula love this movie, he’s also utterly confused by it. See if you can help him solve the mystery of WHO is The Guy with the Secret Kung Fu!

Heroes of Shaolin

E03

Heroes of Shaolin

8/27/2021·98m

Who has two fangs and loves Kung Fu movies? Dracula babies! Tonight, he presents another cult classic Kung Fu feature known as "Heroes of Shaolin"! A gripping tale of murder, evil emperors, and a weird father son relationship from two mortal enemies. You're gonna love it is what I'm saying.

Death Duel of Kung Fu

E04

Death Duel of Kung Fu

9/3/2021·98m

Back with another flurry of punches and kicks, TV's best Dracula presents "Death Duel of Kung Fu". A tale of friendship, revenge and an evil old guy with a sweet mustache. Classic. Also, we'll learn a little more about Drac's infamous side kick, Pete the Werewolf!

Kung Fu Arts

E05

Kung Fu Arts

9/10/2021·98m

On this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater, TV’s most handsome Vampire King presents his sidekick Pete’s favorite movie, “Kung Fu Arts” or as he lovingly calls it, “Uncle Monkey and the Boy Warrior”. A wild ride about animal marriage, princess poisonings, and a feral child who is led to believe he’s related to a monkey. Wow, there’s a lot to unpack in this one. Enjoy!

The Eagle's Killer

E06

The Eagle's Killer

9/17/2021·98m

Are your guts busted from laughing? Well, they’re gonna be as Dracula presents a unique Kung Fu film that also doubles as a comedy romp called “The Eagles Killer”. A story of orphans, a blind girl, and uncomfortable sexual situations played for laughs that have not aged well. LOL am I right? Let’s find out!

Tiger Love

E07

Tiger Love

9/24/2021·98m

What do you get when you mix a vampire hosted Kung Fu program, live tiger performances from 1977 that were certainly not regulated for safety, and a sudden revenge demon plot line that comes straight out of nowhere? You get this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater that’s showing the film “Tiger Love” obviously!

Yoga and the Kung Fu Girls

E08

Yoga and the Kung Fu Girls

10/1/2021·98m

It’s time for more punches, kicks, and daylight photography as Dracula presents “Yoga and the Kung Fu Girls”. A tale of body bending circus performers turned martial arts masters who must fight the evil hat gang, a gang of evil men who wear hats, and a one-eyed bookie that’s up to no good. Plus, due to a clerical error, this is the first time Dracula is seeing this movie too!

Snake, Tiger, Crane

E09

Snake, Tiger, Crane

10/8/2021·98m

We’re getting #classy on this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater as our esteemed host with the most presents “Snake, Tiger, Crane”. A #classy kung fu flick that has all your highbrow hits like; food fights, dismembered limbs, and scarf clad henchmen who do a rap music interlude for no reason. It’s #classy is what I’m saying.

Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu Killers

E10

Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu Killers

10/15/2021·98m

Hey, you hep cats and far out freaky deekies. On this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater, we’re getting trippy with the hippies as Dracula presents “Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu Killers”. A micro-dose of undersea magic, murder and mayhem that’s full of colors, bubbles and enchantress sisters who live inside snail shells. Whoa. Far out.

Chase Step by Step

E11

Chase Step by Step

10/22/2021·98m

Do you love high-flying kung fu, carnival employees, and VHS overdubs so bad they’re actually great? Then you’re gonna love this episode of DKFT as TV’s most host worthy Dracula presents “Chase Step by Step”. A film, unrelated to the 90’s sitcom Step by Step, that’s about circus workers escorting a cache of gold along an infamous road beseeched by bandits. What could go wrong?

Bruce Li in New Guinea

E12

Bruce Li in New Guinea

10/29/2021·98m

Remember iconic superstar and Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee? Remember when he passed away unexpectedly in 1973? Remember when martial arts movie executives then thought it was a good idea to cast a man named Bruce “Li” into Kung Fu movies to confuse audiences into thinking they were getting a new Bruce “Lee” movie? Well, you will now, because tonight Dracula presents “Bruce LI in New Guinea”. A film where fake Bruce Lee must fight snake demons in New Guinea. Classic.

Return of the Kung Fu Dragon

E13

Return of the Kung Fu Dragon

11/5/2021·98m

In the epic season finale of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater, TV’s most Emmy deserving Kung Fu movie host, Dracula, shares his patent pending “Dracula Double-Feature” as he presents “Return of The Kung Fu Dragon” and his own film, “Masters of the Blade”. One, a full-length movie about ancient magic, princess swaps, and people with animal birthmarks that give them superpowers… and the other a 3min short film Dracula made 46 years ago with his lifelong BFF and DKFT Cameraman, Howard! It’s terrible, but the long movie is pretty okay. SEASON FINALE BABIES!