Pirate Express(2015)

Poseidon or Bust

Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.

Finders Keepers

The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

Little Miss Swordshine

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.

Ship Wretched

The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

Turkey Leg of Doom

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

Hair of the God

Enter the Octogod

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.

Dead Men Wear Plaid

LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

Bilge Rat Zombies

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.

Ghost of Ships Passed

Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

Night of the Geminis

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.

Ships and Salsa

Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

All A Bored

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.

Club Fed

Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

White Wedding

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.

Saltiest Dogs

Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

Shrieking Violet

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.

Starboard Struck

Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

Get Kraken

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.

Grill of My Dreams

Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

Penguin Law

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.

Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

Opposites Ahoy

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.

Udder Chaos

Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

Out of Key

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.

Thumb Wars

Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.

Game On

Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

Licence to Thrill

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.

Beast in Show

Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

Fine Feathered Fiend

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.

Lumber Jerk

Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

Father Time

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.

Manure Overload

Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

No Sea for Old Salts

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.

Sealed Fate

Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

Blunder Down Under

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.

Engaged in Battle

Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.

Voyage of the Edam-ed

Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

Greeced Lightning

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.

The Godd Couple

Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

Gordon's Fish Tale

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.

Love on the Rocks

Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

Malaise of the One Eye

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.

The Future Is Now

The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

Booty Camp

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.

Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

Booty Nights

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.

Fountain of Misspent Youth

The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.