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Season 1

22 Episodes

2005

Everybody Hates The Pilot

E01

Everybody Hates The Pilot

9/22/2005·21m

Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bussed to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris struggles to find his place while keeping his siblings in line at home and dealing with the school bully, Joey.

Everybody Hates Keisha

E02

Everybody Hates Keisha

9/29/2005·21m

When Chris's mother, Rochelle, hires the girl next door, Keisha, to tutor Drew at Math, Chris sees this as an ideal chance to impress her. But someone else may have the same intentions. Meanwhile, Julius finds himself in an awkward position when he becomes attracted to another woman, Sheila.

Everybody Hates Basketball

E03

Everybody Hates Basketball

10/6/2005·21m

Chris joins the school Bastketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped.Back at home Julius gets a lodger after he offers 6 months rent up front, despite the fact he makes Rochelle nervous.

Everybody Hates Sausage

E04

Everybody Hates Sausage

10/13/2005·21m

When Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing friction between the pair. While at school, Chris is sentenced to 3 days of detention after a rumour goes round about him beating up the schoo

Everybody Hates Fat Mike

E05

Everybody Hates Fat Mike

10/20/2005·21m

Chris lets a neighbourhood kid ride his bike, despite Julius's warnings, and he takes off with it. When Julius's co-workers go on strike he takes up some of the housework, much to Rochelle's annoyance.

Everybody Hates Halloween

E06

Everybody Hates Halloween

10/27/2005·20m

It's Halloween and Chris is excited when another girl invites him to a costume party. But Caruso has plans for him... Back at home, Julius buys cheap candy for the local kids.

Everybody Hates the Babysitter

E07

Everybody Hates the Babysitter

11/3/2005·21m

When Julius and Rochelle have a special 'date night' they hire a baby-sitter. But Chris is called upon to take charge when she leaves to take care of something personal.

Everybody Hates the Laundromat

E08

Everybody Hates the Laundromat

11/10/2005·21m

While Julius and Rochelle go shopping for a new TV, Chris has to take his warring siblings to the laundromat. Then things take a turn for the worse when Tonya storms out.

Everybody Hates Food Stamps

E09

Everybody Hates Food Stamps

11/17/2005·21m

Julius finds $200 in food stamps but Rochelle is too embarassed to let Sheila see them, so she dips into the family savings while at the store. This leads to trouble at home when Julius has all kinds of ideas on how they can spend the cash they saved by using the stamps. Elsewhere, Chris and Greg fall out over a school science project.

Everybody Hates Greg

E10

Everybody Hates Greg

11/24/2005·20m

Chris and Greg fall out when they break the rule of 'no computer games' after school at Greg's house. Back at the Rock home, Tonya is missing Chris as she can't blame everything on him.

Everybody Hates Christmas

E11

Everybody Hates Christmas

12/15/2005·20m

It's Christmas and Julius and Rochelle find it difficult in breaking the news that they can't afford presents because of broken water heater. Chris is suprised to discover who the canned food drive is really for...

Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job

E12

Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job

1/19/2006·21m

After Chris decides he wants to buy a leather jacket, he goes to work with Julius to earn some extra money. But it's not as easy as he thinks... And Drew dares Tonya to drink hot sauce which ends in disaster

Everybody Hates Picture Day

E13

Everybody Hates Picture Day

2/2/2006·21m

Chris tries to put together the right outfit for the school pictures in order to convince the other kids that he's cool. Rochelle tries to earn extra money selling cosmetics from home.

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

E14

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

2/9/2006·20m

While Chris develops a crush, Julius and Rochelle have their work cut out dealing with all of Tonya's and Drew's admirers.

Everybody Hates the Lottery

E15

Everybody Hates the Lottery

2/16/2006·21m

Chris receives a challenge to his crown of Asteroids champion. Julius and Rochelle agree to give up some guilty pleasures.

Everybody Hates the Gout

E16

Everybody Hates the Gout

3/2/2006·21m

Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents. Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.

Everybody Hates Funerals

E17

Everybody Hates Funerals

3/23/2006·21m

Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies while paying a visit to Rochelle and the family, and the extended family comes to town to pay their respects.

Everybody Hates Corleone

E18

Everybody Hates Corleone

4/13/2006·21m

The daily beatings at his school have Chris wanting to change schools. But when Julius and Rochelle won't let him change Chris resorts to attempts at getting himself expelled. Julius gets a job at a fish market. He makes more money, but his family is upset because he always comes home smelling like fish.

Everybody Hates Drew

E19

Everybody Hates Drew

4/20/2006·21m

Hoping to FINALLY out-perform his brother, Chris convinces his parents to let him take up karate lessons. Meanwhile, Tonya goes with Rochelle to the beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping.

Everybody Hates Playboy

E20

Everybody Hates Playboy

4/27/2006·21m

Chris finds Julius' copy of Playboy and takes it to school and charges kids to look. But when Joey steals it he must work out a way to get it back before Julius realizes it's gone...

Everybody Hates Jail

E21

Everybody Hates Jail

5/4/2006·19m

Chris must raise cash for the school trip by selling cookies. Meanwhile Julius regrets sending Rochelle to Dreamgirls while he looks after Tonya and Drew who have chicken pox

Everybody Hates Father's Day

E22

Everybody Hates Father's Day

5/11/2006·19m

While Chris finds his dad the perfect gift Julius decides he would like to spend Father's Day alone...

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Season 3

22 Episodes

2007

Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

E01

Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

10/1/2007·22m

When Chris does poorly on an exam, Ms. Morello sends him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. The counselor gives Chris a series of mental evaluations and ultimately determines that he must take a remedial course.

Everybody Hates Caruso

E02

Everybody Hates Caruso

10/8/2007·22m

After getting bullied Caruso stops bullying everyone else which upsets the balance at school. Julius tries to keep secret that he's been forced to take his vacation days.

Everybody Hates Driving

E03

Everybody Hates Driving

10/15/2007·22m

When Chris offers to move his father's car, things get worse when he drives to school to show off for Tasha.

Everybody Hates Blackie

E04

Everybody Hates Blackie

10/22/2007·22m

Chris has to reluctantly train the family's new dog into a security dog after their house is robbed, but he just wants a pet. Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew are bored without a television, so they find other means to keep themselves entertained - including making prank phone calls.

Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

E05

Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

10/29/2007·22m

Chris is left alone in Mr. Omar's apartment when his family comes down with the flu and Mr. Omar, who's supposed to look after him until the family recovers, leaves him for a widowed woman. Greg then suggests he invite Tasha over for some 'alone time'. However, things spiral out of control when news spreads of Chris' newfound independence.

Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

E06

Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

11/5/2007·22m

Chris joins the school newspapers' writing staff but his skills as a writer doesn't go down well so he invents a scandalous story that goes too far when it accidentally causes a panic in the neighborhood.

Everybody Hates Houseguests

E07

Everybody Hates Houseguests

11/12/2007·22m

Greg comes to stay at Chris' house while his father is out of town but Chris starts to have regrets. To make extra money, Julius drives taxis in his spare time where one of his customers turns out to be a fugitive.

Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

E08

Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

11/19/2007·22m

Chris goes to work at a Chinese restaurant after Doc refuses to give him a raise. Drew is failing a class so Rochelle and Julius have to go in to meet the teacher.

Everybody Hates The New Kid

E09

Everybody Hates The New Kid

11/26/2007·22m

When another African American kid goes to Corleone he and Chris hit it off, unfortunately Albert doesn't get along with most of the other kids including Greg. When Julius and Rochelle get a tax refund Julius thinks it's a mistake and is afraid to spend it.

Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

E10

Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

12/10/2007·22m

Chris has to do a school assignment during the holiday break. He decides to do a good deed and helps Kill Moves find his estranged mother. Meanwhile, Julius decides that the family should celebrate Kwanzaa instead of Christmas because it's less expensive.

Everybody Hates the Port Authority

E11

Everybody Hates the Port Authority

3/2/2008·22m

The family take a trip down South when a distant relative of Julius dies. While waiting for a bus at Port Authority, Chris and Julius are conned into a gambling scam and lose all their money...Will they tell Rochelle?

Everybody Hates Bad Boys

E12

Everybody Hates Bad Boys

3/9/2008·22m

Chris goes through a transitional phase when he discovers Tasha, his long-standing crush, likes "bad boys" and ditches his "nice guy" image. Meanwhile, Julius is named employee of the month and wins a free family dinner at a fancy restaurant with surprising restrictions.

Everybody Hates the First Kiss

E13

Everybody Hates the First Kiss

3/16/2008·22m

Chris makes plans to get invited to a party so he can experience his first kiss with Tasha. Julius makes Tonya spy on her mother when the family spot Rochelle's ex at dinner. Drew shows his dark side when he lends Mr. Omar five dollars.

Everybody Hates Easter

E14

Everybody Hates Easter

3/23/2008·22m

Chris wants to take Tasha to her Easter pageant after she breaks up with her boyfriend but Chris already has a commitment. Rochelle competes with a new member of the church to win the Easter Pageant Hat-Off competition, which she has won for four years in a row. Julius pretends he has to work so he can stay home and watch a football game.

Everybody Hates Gretzky

E15

Everybody Hates Gretzky

3/30/2008·22m

When Drew decides to cut school to find Wayne Gretzky, Chris reluctantly agrees to go with him.

Everybody Hates the BFD

E16

Everybody Hates the BFD

4/6/2008·22m

Chris has to take part in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Director's scholarship fund when he tries ti raise enough money to go to a Run DMC concert. Meanwhile, Rochelle jumps at the chance to get a break at home when she injures her arm

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

E17

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

4/13/2008·22m

Malvo returns and enlists Chris' help to make a fresh start. Drew inadvertently upsets Julius when he declares himself a Mets fan instead of a Dodgers fan like his father; and Rochelle steps in when she witnesses poor parenting skills from one of Tonya's friend's parents.

Everybody Hates Earth Day

E18

Everybody Hates Earth Day

4/20/2008·22m

It's Earth Day in Bed Stuy and Chris decides to collect cans because he believes it will be easy and that he can get Julius to help. Meanwhile, Rochelle is called into Tonya's school for inappropriate behavior and realizes just where Tonya's attitude comes from.

Everybody Hates Being Cool

E19

Everybody Hates Being Cool

4/27/2008·22m

Chris' attempt to be a "cool" kid lands him in hot water when he is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school. Kicking him while he's down, Tonya blackmails him when she finds out before their parents do. Meanwhile, Rochelle decides to teach Julius a lesson.

Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance

E20

Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance

5/3/2008·22m

When Chris becomes the only boy in school without a date for the ninth-grade dance, Ms. Morello suggests he ask the only girl without a date, and she accepts. But trouble ensues when word gets out about the inter-racial pairing. Meanwhile, Tonya stresses her parents out about ballet classes.

Everybody Hates Mother's Day

E21

Everybody Hates Mother's Day

5/11/2008·22m

When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle perfume as a Mother's Day gift, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys it from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from. Meanwhile, Drew and Julius do a spot of spring cleaning and make an expensive find.

Everybody Hates Graduation

E22

Everybody Hates Graduation

5/18/2008·22m

Chris is disappointed when he finds out that Greg will be going to a different high school next year. He tries to get the necessary grant money so he can afford to go to Greg's school. Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tanya's dance partner in Swan Lake after her ballet partner gets hurt.

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Season 2

22 Episodes

2006

Everybody Hates Rejection

E01

Everybody Hates Rejection

10/1/2006·21m

After Julius' truck is stolen Rochelle decides to get involved with a neighborhood watch group, but instead ends up in a competition with new neighbor Louise (Whoopi Goldberg). Chris asks out a new girl in the neighborhood hoping not to get rejected again. Drew has the girls all over him when he volunteers to be a crossing guard.

Everybody Hates the Class President

E02

Everybody Hates the Class President

10/8/2006·21m

Chris runs for class president, with his friend Greg as running mate. When a poll reveals that Chris has no chance of winning, he drops Greg for someone more popular. Julius is diagnosed with high blood pressure, and Rochelle decides he must reduce the stress in his life.

Everybody Hates Elections

E03

Everybody Hates Elections

10/16/2006·21m

Chris knows the only way to win the election is by giving the best speech ever but when his speech is stolen by Caruso, he knows he has to do something drastic. Rochelle rents the upstairs apartment to Mr. Omar, the local funeral director. Drew finds and spends the ten dollars that Rochelle lost.

Everybody Hates a Liar

E04

Everybody Hates a Liar

10/23/2006·21m

Chris gets the everyone in the neighborhood to believe that he is dating Tasha. That doesn't set well with Tasha's grandmother Louise and she makes sure that Rochelle knows about it. Julius must redeem all of the trading stamps he's been saving. Drew thinks that Rochelle is paying more attention to Chris and Tonya than to him.

Everybody Hates Malvo

E05

Everybody Hates Malvo

10/30/2006·21m

Chris loses his job when he refuses to tell Doc who robbed the store while Chris was in charge of the cash register. Julius brings home an old Betamax machine.

Everybody Hates The Buddy System

E06

Everybody Hates The Buddy System

11/6/2006·21m

The new principal, Mr. Edwards, decides that the best way to solve the issues between Chris and Caruso is to have them become buddies on a school field trip. When Rochelle's favorite earrings are missing Tanya is the prime suspect. Julius tries to find a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew.

Everybody Hates Promises

E07

Everybody Hates Promises

11/13/2006·21m

Chris faces an impeachment hearing. Rochelle's brother moves in after being kicked out by their mother, but it's more than Julius can take. Tonya asks Drew to show her how to "Double Dutch."

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

E08

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

11/20/2006·21m

Guest star Wayne Brady play Julius' succesful younger brother. Julius tries to impress him with the perfect Thanksgiving dinner, but things don't go smoothly.

Everybody Hates Superstition

E09

Everybody Hates Superstition

11/27/2006·21m

Everything goes right for Chris when Julius loans him his lucky socks. Drew and Tonya play Julius and Rochelle against each other to get what they want. Drew enters the talent show at school, but nobody wants to tell him he can't sing.

Everybody Hates Kris

E10

Everybody Hates Kris

12/11/2006·21m

In order to make some extra money, Julius and Chris take a job at a department store as Santa and an elf. Things don't go well when Julius is fired and Chris ends up in the hospital.

Everybody Hates Eggs

E11

Everybody Hates Eggs

1/22/2007·21m

For a lesson on parenting skills Chris is given an egg to take care of as if it were his child. When the electricity bill is over budget, Julius decides to figure out why. Drew a werewolf? That's what Tanya thinks so she's afraid to sleep.

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

E12

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

1/29/2007·21m

Chris gets no respect when he has hall monitor duty. Greg tells him to "step up his game" but the power goes to Chris' head and he could lose Greg as his friend. Tonya finds out her popularity is because the girls want to get close to Drew.

Everybody Hates Snow Day

E13

Everybody Hates Snow Day

2/5/2007·21m

When school is closed for a snow day, Chris is the only one that shows up, so he has to spend the day with Principal Edwards until they get get in touch with his parents. When Julius realizes that Chris isn't around he goes to find him, and Rochelle is a robbed on the subway.

Everybody Hates The Substitute

E14

Everybody Hates The Substitute

2/12/2007·21m

The substitute teacher expects more from Chris which is making things very hard for him. Tanya figures out if she accuses Drew of hitting her things go her way.

Everybody Hates Cutting School

E15

Everybody Hates Cutting School

2/19/2007·21m

When Ms. Morello is off of school for the day, Chris and Greg cut school to go see Ghostbusters. Drew and Tonya aren't happy that Rochelle is going to help out at their school. Julius renews his license at DMV.

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

E16

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

2/26/2007·21m

When Chris ruins Malvo's plans to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he must figure out a way to replace it or pay the price to Malvo. Rochelle finds out that Julius has kept a credit card secret from her for over 15 years. Tonya tries to win Billy Ocean concert tickets from a radio station.

Everybody Hates DJs

E17

Everybody Hates DJs

3/19/2007·21m

Chris is a hit as a DJ after the neighborhood DJ gets arrested during a party. Chris has a problem when he scratches Rochelle's James Brown album. Julius passes out when he sees a rabbit at a magic show he takes Drew to.

Everybody Hates Baseball

E18

Everybody Hates Baseball

3/26/2007·21m

Chris must decide between going to a baseball game with his Dad and brother, or going to the movies with Tasha. Rochelle forgets to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club. Rochelle's brother asks her hairdresser out on a date.

Everybody Hates Gambling

E19

Everybody Hates Gambling

4/23/2007·21m

Doc discovers that Chris is a natural at picking the game winners, making Chris everyone's favorite odds-maker. Things change when Paulie the local bookie shows up to see Chris. Tonya tries to beat Drew at checkers.

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

E20

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

4/30/2007·21m

When Chris secretly listens to his parents' comedy albums, he discovers that telling dirty jokes to his classmates is the key to popularity. Drew has to deal with an unwanted admirer in the neighborhood; and Rochelle decides to find her mother a man.

Everybody Hates Math

E21

Everybody Hates Math

5/7/2007·21m

Rochelle decides to help tutor Chris for a math competition in algebra, when Chris doesn't think she's helping he turns to his grandmother Maxine for help. Tonya blackmails Drew when she takes the blame for breaking Julius' favorite chair for Drew.

Everybody Hates the Last Day

E22

Everybody Hates the Last Day

5/15/2007·21m

Chris plays a prank on Caruso on the last day of school.