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Mark Fischbach (Markiplier) and Tyler Scheid are the sports commentators you didn't know you needed.
2022
On the kickoff episode of Go! My Favorite Sports Team, Mark (a sports not-knower) asks Tyler (a sports knower) questions related to the world of, you guessed it…SPORTS! Together, they’ll also preview some of what’s to come on the podcast.
In this episode, Tyler attempts to teach Mark the basics of American football, despite Mark’s preoccupation with special teams and his unique "strategies."
This week on Go! My Favorite Sports Team, Tyler and Mark dive deep into the wide world of winter sports and the pinnacle sporting event this winter season - the 2022 Winter Olympics! Listen in to what Mark hypothesizes these well known (and lesser known) sports are by name alone...let’s see how this goes! Don’t worry your Master of Sport, Tyler, has your back.
This week on Go! My Favorite Sports Team, Tyler educates Mark on the nuances related to coaching and the college coaching carousel (coaches switching schools where they coach) and how coaches can heavily impact the lives & success of their players. Tyler also gets into the changes around college athlete's rights to their name & image & pay for play. Sports is an ever shifting miasma of... something, but you have to listen to find out! Make sure to listen all the way to the end ;)
This week on Go! My Favorite Sports Team, your fearless sports-knower and not-so-fearless sports not-knower look into how Superstars impact sports. They discuss what defines a superstar, how those individuals impact their teams, and more importantly, their communities - i.e. LEBRON JAMES...and Tom Brady.
In this pinnacle episode of GMFST, the gauntlet is thrown! The cat is let out of the bag! The Monkey is ripped from Tyler's back & the weight is finally lifted from his proverbial chest! Mark & Tyler discuss the title of GOAT, particularly how it pertains to Tom Brady. The conversation extends from his rise to superstardom, through his career, and beyond, even into how the media portrays him in the world of sport. Also, Mark narrates Tom Brady's storied career - featuring the famous Bill Belichick and... B*tch Mabumbo? Oh! And if you didn't know, Tyler is a "massive fan" of Tom Brady, so this episode was SUPER fun for him.
This week on Go! My Favorite Sports Team: Dribble, shoot, dribble dribble *squeak* DUNK, dribble, shoot, POINTS! Also, Tyler and Mark dive into the wide-world of basketball - foot sizes, three-point shootys, dressing, not dressing and more! Also, a competitive March madness bracket challenge is issued! Who will end up...butlering who???
This week, your fearless coaches/captains/leaders shoot for the moon so they can land amongst the stars and make a...slam dunk? Tyler and Mark dive deep into the wild world of how sports are ingrained in everyday language. How will Mark correctly (and incorrectly) figure out these sports analogies?
This week on Go! My Favorite Sports Team (after Tyler hops into a stranger’s car), Tyler and Mark dive into the future of sports. Space travel, anti-gravity soccer, real Quidditch, robots?! There are endless possibilities...
Do you hear that? That sweet sound reverberating from the arena…in your ears? This week on Go! My Favorite Sports Team, Tyler and Mark dive into the intricacies of how music is embedded in sport.
This week, Tyler - your sports master-knower-knowledge-haver-portrayer-educator and Mark, the opposite of that, explore the wide world of baseball. Spoiler alert: there are four bases and there are, in fact, balls.
After revealing the shocking results from the GMFST March Madness bracket challenge, and some general sport-related tomfoolery, Tyler and Mark explore the wide-ranging world of sports food - yes, there’s cotton candy involved…
This week, Tyler and Mark explore the mental game and how keenly important the mind is when it comes to athletic performance. "That which sits between the ears can make or break an athlete."
Kids, it's time to eat your vegetables and climb the out-of-date Food Pyramid! This week on GMFST, Tyler "Future Expert Witness" Scheid and Mark "In Space" Fischbach dive into the massive world of sports nutrition.
On GMFST, your faithful, sports-knowing hosts EVENTUALLY dive into a full primer on the National Hockey League, so be prepared for skatey, sticky, shooty, goalie shenanigans, but first...some news! This week (in the past), the NFL Draft is in full swing (in the past), then Tyler and Mark discuss grizzly bears and wolves for quite a few minutes before Mark provides his picks for the NBA Finals.
Keep your hands up, grab your Grand Pianos, and get ready to get...punched in your ears! This week on GMFST, Mark takes the lead & breaks down the (queue the lightning sound effects) CREATOR CLASH!!! A charity boxing event pairing content creators vs content creators.
After what can only be described as the Greatest Introduction in Podcast History, Tyler and Mark discuss how athletes can have a positive (or negative) impact on fans, communities, and even the world. That’s right, social good as it relates to sports & athletes!
NIL = Name, Image, Likeness... This week on GMFST, Tyler and Mark discuss current events in sports including the current MLB season and the ongoing NBA & NHL Playoffs (psst, Tyler is winning). Then, your dynamic duo dive into a spirited discussion about NIL and the problems that have recently arisen as they relate to competitive integrity in college sports.
This episode of GMFST, Tyler and Mark open up with some URGENT SPORTS NEWS...basically the Indy 500 happened, the Golden State Warriors got some dubs...also some hockey is happening and people in sport are speaking up for social change! Afterwards they talk DRUGS...your faithful sports-knower and not-knower explore the world of human enhancements, mostly the things that are sports performance impacting.
Tall-limbed Tyler and shorter-limbed Mark (?) roll right into this brand new episode of GMFST! This week, the dynamic duo tackle parenting in sports and how their role factors into the lives of young atheletes.
This week on the greatest sports podcast in your area, life-long friends and sports-buddies (kind of), Tyler and Mark dive into the ins and outs of teamwork and the differences between team sports and individual sports. Go TEAM! This episode is dedicated to Denise.
This week your favorite dynamic duo answer the age old question...who/what is an athlete? Tyler and Mark kick things off talking about YOUR posts on the GMFST subreddit & Twitter before getting into the true topic. “YouTube channel coming soon™” and so much more is included in this BEEFY episode!
How far does Mark’s lack of knowledge of sport go? Well this week we find out...the illustrious duo take a deep dive into Mark's sports life, after YOUR COMMENTS are brought forth to the KING OF PUTTING BALLS IN HOLES (aka Tyler Scheid) by the newly vision enhanced Markiplier (aka Mark Fischbach) of course.
This week on the twenty-fourrrth(?) episode of GMFST, your favorite dynamic duo kick things off with some listener comments before diving into TYLER SCHEID'S SPORTS LIFE! That's right...it's time we all learn a thing or two about what the world's utmost expert in sport has been up to all his life. Buckle up - the King of Putting Balls in Holes is about to get his time in the spotlight.
The Great Unicycling Mark (listen to find out, trust us) and Tyler Scheid: The King of Putting Balls in Holes (an official, trademarked nickname) kick off this week's GMFST with a rousing discussion on challenges followed by what can only be described as...THE POSESSION. Then, it's time to dive (er, drive) into *vroom vroom splish splash woosh screeeeetch* motor sports!
This week on GMFST, your favorite sports-loving duo kick off the episode by tackling YOUR questions with SPICY answers. Due to one particular question, Tyler calls an audible, pours Gatorade directly on Mark’s brain, & together they tumble into the stunt-filled world of cheerleading.
On this week's episode of GMFST, Mark Markiplier Fischbach and Tyler Apocalypto_12 Scheid dive into the ins and outs of non-competitive sports! This ELEGANT duo kick things off with a rousing discussion surrounding hot dogs and BBQ briefcases before diving into the big question of the week: is marching band a sport?
Did Mark do his homework? This week on GMFST, Tyler and the Other Guy (spoiler, it's Mark) dive into MOTOR & BATTERY TECHNOLOGY!!! Together they discuss what they believe is the future of motorized sports, and really, transportation in general. OH! Also, the Discord is up, let's see if you can find the link...
Hello elegant listeners (oooh, y'all fancy now)! This week on GMFST, Mark is upset that he and Tyler don't get to talk about electricity for another hour (one day, Mark...one day). Instead, your dynamic sports-knowing host is taking Mark on a dive into childhood (huh?) to discuss youth sports! Tee up those tee-balls, lace up those training skates and become a kid again.
After one of the most energetic intros of any podcast of all time, Mark and Tyler have a rousing discussion about...Venn Diagrams? THEN, the King of Putting Balls in Holes and Markiplier run through some very important sporting news before they take a whack at dissecting the sport of tennis. Sit back, relax and enjoy - it's all LOVE, baby...that's a tennis joke.
This week sports kings and sports masters Slightly Sleepy Tyler and Pretty Much Awake Mark kick things off with BITS of news and BOPS of information (aka, current events). Next, it's time to discuss trophies. Are trophies simply shiny pieces of rock, or are they so much more? Listen and find out!
This week on GMFST, your favorite sports podcast, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are back at it again! This time they're ready to tackle one of the largest and probably the most mythical (there are elves?) segments of sports...the fantasy ones! Particularly, fantasy football. Are fantasy sports simply an ancillary piece of the game designed for stats-fans and huge sports nerds, or are they actually part of a fiercely competitive multi-billion dollar industry tied to sport that opens doors for greater investment and understanding?
FORE!!! It's time for a new episode of GMFST featuring the most handsome duo in the history of sports podcasts, Markiplier & Tyler Scheid...this week: stick, ball, green, sand...traps, hole, flag, hats, Arnold Palmer, shoes with spikes on them and so much more - it's time for the Golf Primer! Grab your fanciest polo and your checkeriest checkered pants, and get tee'd up for this episode!
Hello gentle, eloquent, elegant listeners. It is time for a uniquely new episode of GMFST. This one is special because today the friend-filled, ever popular Wade Barnes (AKA LordMinion777) is guest-hosting in place of the unfortunately ill Markiplier! Fun fact...Wade has known Tyler since kindergarten, and, well there's some history there...what history!? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out.
Fear not gentle & elegant listeners, Markiplier has returned to GMFST after his bout with COVID. Once they finish determining that it, indeed, is NOT Opposite Day, the guys get meta and talk about COVID, starting from Marks symptoms and experience having the virus, leading into the effects that the pandemic has had and continues to have on the world of sports. Will things ever fully go back to "normal"? Listen and find out what your favorite duo has to say!
Welcome elegant listeners to the first (formerly) live GMFST podcast episode! Today, Tyler has Markiplier watch replays of QB Tua Tagovailoa’s recent injuries. This leads to a serious discussion about the protocols in place to protect athletes from harm vs the athlete's choice to make their own informed decisions on if it is worth the risk. So much talk of consequences and their repercussions makes you wonder about your life choices... It sure did for Mark, but which ones? Listen and find out.
Here on GO, friends become rivals, rivals become enemies, enemies become...lovers? Something something fanfiction. Anyways, This week, your favorite close friends, co-hosts, and...rivals? Tyler and Markiplier dive into the intricacies of sports rivalries, and perhaps rivalries beyond like... WHO IS GMFST'S PODCAST RIVAL!?
Attention 90's kids, and everyone else too...it's time to dust off those decks, tighten up those trucks and stock up on bandages! This week on GMFST, 90's punks, friends, and illustrious co-hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are dropping into the wide, wild, and maybe, physics-defying world of skateboarding.
This week on GMFST, the handsomest, most amazing, most incredible Markiplier and the humble, humblest and humbler Tyler Scheid join forces once again to bring you the greatest sports podcast of all time. This week on the show, *slap*, it's time for the Slap Fighting Primer - what is slap fighting you ask? Well, Dana White (UFC owner/head) just got approval for the rights to create a league in the US, so, *slap*, it's time to stretch those necks and learn up!
Attention elegant listeners THE T20 WORLD CUP IS HAPPENING, so it's time for a brand new PRIMER, a cricket primer! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are back to catch on the full, knock some wickets, and dismiss the opposition as the #1 Sports Podcast thanks to Mark’s nakedness! Listen up and learn a little something about (potentially), the most popular sport in the entire world...wait, really? Yes...really.
Attention elegant, beautiful listeners, be warned! This week, we...I mean Mark & Tyler, are getting down and dirty by discussing *looks around* cheating and how to cheat in sports! Can you stomach it? How would/did Markiplier cheat!? What is up for an Emmy? No mysterious 5th base, but a 5th DOWN?! Listen to find out...
Good morning, afternoon and evening elegant listeners! It's time for a brand new GMFST and this week...is a real winner. Tyler Scheid is once again, a lone host, but is joined by the one and only Bob Muyskens. The topic: BOB...and his sports life! Join @Apocalypto_12 and @muyskerm as they dive into Michigan vs Ohio, dad-based e-sports, THE FRIDGE and many more happenings in the Life of Bob.
It’s Time…the moment you’ve all been begging & pleading for… the Soccer Primer (a sport also known as football). Happy Thanksgiving to our American listeners & happy day to all of the elegant listeners around the world. Join Tyler and Markiplier as the embark on an absolutely stuffed, FIFA World Cup prepped, extravaganza dedicated to the biggest sport on the planet. What j’accuses will you have this time??? I guess you have to listen.
Tyler and Bob...wait, no, not Bob. Mark? Yes, Markiplier! Tyler and Mark are back in studio again... FINALLY! After a brief overview of Wartime Golf and a World Cup update, your hosts are ready to turn pro! But have they met the requirements?...this week, GMFST analyzes the standards for athletes to be drafted into the professional ranks. They HAVE to go to college? Oh, only in some sports? You can be too old? What is the benefit of this? What schemes are afoot? Listen and find out!
Attention gentle, elegant listeners, this is the END... of season 1. Don't worry, we'll be back, but only if you KEEP LISTENING! GMFST is taking a short hiatus during the holiday season so that Mark, Tyler, & the rest of the team can rest their sportly bodies and return refreshed in 2023... FOR SEASON 2! Until then, we wanted to leave you with a very special episode featuring some of our favorite moments over the past year. Thank you for listening, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year and enjoy! Love, the GMFST Team
2024
Season 3 kicks off with... A NON-SPORT PRIMER!? On PRO WRESTLING and the WWE?!... Is this a new season or an alternate reality? This season Markiplier & Tyler Scheid begin with recent sports news, a brief conversation about Chica's recent birthday, and then jump right into the arena for the epic drama and dance that is the forum of World Wrestling Entertainment. So find an opponent, grab a folding chair to hit them with, and enjoy this week's episode! Oh and do please tell us your favorite wrestler on the subreddit!
Ah… the Boston Tea Party, WAIT!.. THE BOSTON MARATHON is this weekend, and as such Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are here to run you through its requirements and history ;) That is once they get through the marathon of a J’accuse from MARKIPLIER regarding his engineering studies. Anyways, tie your shoes tight, grab some water, and run right into this glorious episode about marathon running! You’ll never guess the hills, turns, and slips in this one!!
A SPORT FROM THAILAND!! After some J'accuse ghost STOMPING & Markiplier ranting about movie making... elbows, feet, knees, and hands start flying as Baby Mark get's thrown into precisely measured ring! Prep yourself for battle against 10 markiplier, the pressure of relatives, and feel the support from your elegant hosts in your decisions when you tune into this one. P.S. Authentic Muay Thai video from Thailand if you WATCH on Spotify ;)
Cock-a-doodle-doo! This new episode has risen just for you ;P Tyler Scheid, your master of balls & holes, talks on the ins and outs, ups and downs of rackets and shuttlecocks, while Mark battles with his camera focus and his ADHD! Tune in as your elegant hosts touch on anatomy and more, all the while Markiplier enjoys his new unique setup. Move this to the front of your playlist to enjoy the double-handed badminton primer, chaos... extra chaos is included when you watch on Spotify!
A sport with many balls and several holes, perfect for your Master of Balls & Holes, right!? This week, Tyler Scheid and bathtub Markiplier take aim at the sport of Snooker! With perfectly pronounced pronunciations, out of this world accents, Mark's recounting of Chica's shenanigans, and a brilliant breakdown of the rules of Snooker, you don't wanna miss this episode!! Catch it all plus more with video on Spotify, or simply enjoy it all in absolute audio glory!!
Good evening, gentle listeners and welcome to Distracti... wait a minute! Which podcast is this? GMFST!?!? But Bob and Wade are here?! Where's Markiplier?!?!? Welcome Elegant listeners(and Watchers exclusively on Spotify) to GO! My Favorite Distractible, the GAME SHOW where sports and chaos collide. What's in store? Well, you'll just have to download and tune in to find out!!!
That's left elegant listeners, our hosts Tyler Scheid, the master of Circles and Cylinders, and Markiplier race through the sport of NASCAR after making a Pit Stop at "getting fired" and drinking Ovaltine. I LIKE LEFT! Don't worry, we all know Wade loves it and invented it all as the eldritch being he is... Anyways, update your resume, start your engines, and race into this week's episode! Oh and it's going to blow your mind, just take Mark's word for it ;)
Extra! Extra! Tune in for all about IT! Your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid, the Master of Balls and Holes, and the mustachioed Markiplier bring you BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS sports news! There was a plan, but plans change when absolute chaos is afoot!! Stop clown fishing around and headline right into this week's episode!
Bruised shins of glory, tree tossing, and static jumps from the hills to the cliffs... That's right, it's time for Markiplier & Tyler Scheid to Welly Wang their way through the Olimpicks, the Cotswold Olimpick Games that is! Stuff your pants full of hay, build a wooden castle, and enjoy all the underplay and overplay in this episode!
Cheers elegant listeners, it's time for BEER SPORTS!! Markiplier and Tyler Scheid crack open their college days and dive right into red solo cups, buckets, and frat parties. While the Sith master divulges the rules of various Beer Olympic events, apprentice Markiplier plans for the future... But WHAT COULD THAT MEAN!? Grab a cold one (glass of water, of course), some ping pong balls, and test your constitution with this week's episode!
Led by your elegant host Markiplier, we travel back in time to meet our Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, in 1979 Chicago. Disco takes center stage as we attend a doubleheader between the White Sox and the Detroit Tigers... What could possibly go wrong with a night that is known today as Disco Demolition Night?? Grab your best disco outfit, sport your dancing shoes, and boogie down with this episode!
INCOMING DRAMA!!! Pat McAfee gets called out, Markiplier throws his weight, and Tyler Scheid was a horse boy?? After trotting into this episode ever so ballsy, your hosts finally giddy up into the primer of the very "real" sport of Hobby Horsing. Grab your saddle/stick, don your riding shoes, and gallop your way into this episode!
Fireworks, barbecue, and AMERICA!!! That's right, it's a 4th of July Special and your elegant hosts celebrate GMFST style by... BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO TOGETHER!!! Markiplier issues an Olympic Bounty & Tyler Scheid shares his divisive thoughts on fireworks. Don't worry, sports are talked about too! Register to vote, prepare for the Olympics, and please keep your fingers on your hands throughout this episode!
This week on GMFST, your cavemen return as Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a sandy journey to his birth state's born sport. With the regular check in on Caitlin Clark first, your hosts spike, dig, and dive for balls, specifically Volleyballs, as they prime themselves for beachy battle. Grab a friend, grab two enemies, a net, and a ball as you join in on this glorious Beach Volleyball Primer!
From Typhoid to wild dogs, and alongside the events of the World's Fair… It’s the OLYMPICS! This week, your elegant hosts, Markiplier and Tyler Scheid, take you on a journey through the events of the disastrous 1904 Olympics. Cut your pants into shorts, hitchhike to St Louis, and sail your way into this week’s episode!
Journeying back in time, your elegant hosts travel to the ancient olympic games. From nakedness, unusual tools, to questioning the accuracy of the history told by your Master of Balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, Markiplier becomes entranced in it all. Especially the orgies for moral... Anyways, slather on some olive oil, dust up with some sand, and wrestle your friends into enjoying this episode!
Will the J'Accuses be pushed aside by the latest Caitlin Clark news!? Or will your elegant hosts finally acknowledge the ghosts in the room!?After that answer is revealed, your Master of Balls and Holes, Tyler Scheid, and Markiplier travel down the Seine, recounting the Opening Ceremonies for the 2024 Paris Olympic Games. Join in as your hosts try to identify the Olympics mascot, break it down to the new sport, and attempt to save the internet!
From serious issues like discrimination against athletes to silly feuds, the Olympics is no stranger to controversy. Join your elegant hosts,Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as they dive into the poopy river of controversies that surround the 2024 Paris Olympics before they blow up the podcast as we know it… Be sure to listen until the end to find out the future?? of GMFST…
Fashion & Function!? This week, Markiplier takes the lead and shows Olympic Medalist & South Korean cyberpunk goddess, Kim Yeji, to Tyler as they dive into more Olympic stories. Prepare to have your mind blown with the insane skills of these Olympians and also laugh at the ridiculousness that is speed walking. This is a must watch episode!!
MEME TIME! Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes starts by buttering up Markiplier with his commitment to the podcast, and then showcasing the buttered Caitlin Clark, literally, this is the #1 Caitlin Clark Podcast afterall! Then it's back to the norm as your elegant hosts dick around and discuss the most memeable Olympic news. Grab a chocolate muffin, get naked, and have a whale of a time enjoying this episode!
Welcome back to the world's greatest sports comedy podcast! This week, records are broken(well, at least talked about), bold, yet not so bold claims are made regarding Caitlin Clark, & things maybe devolve a few times. Your elegant Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, & Markiplier have you covered on all the important storylines, Snoop Dogg, Flavor Flav, Angel Reese, & Olympic faults & victories for the final time. Don your rusty medals, close your uncouth internet searches, & compose yourself for another glorious episode!
A debt finally paid, a bet finally resolved!?!? YES, it is time for Markiplier to drive around Tyler Scheid! With a loopy post procedure Master of Balls and Holes, Mark takes the wheel as they have a simple conversation. Topics? Oh, just a touch of sport, a dash of celebrity, and the epiphany of baby prisons?! Buckle your seat belt, buy Mark a dessert, and let's hit the road with this episode.
Welcome to the greatest sports podcast in the universe hosted by Tyler Scheid, Master of Balls, and... Andrew Givler?? A man who swam against Michael Phelps!? Join in as we learn about this Leonardo DiCaprio-looking man, known online by the name Sigils! From discussions about swimming, whether babies have gills, and who could be considered the greatest of all time. *cough* Michael Phelps, Katie Ledecky, Caitlin Clark... It's time to hop in the pool, choose your favorite stroke, and enjoy the episode!
Markiplier is WHERE? WHAT!?!? This week your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is a man POSSESSED!! Possessed by the too-long ignored J’accuse ghosts! Can an unusually agreeable Markiplier help him banish these angry spirits? Or will Caitlin Clark haters, sports nerds, & hockey enthusiasts take down Tyler once and for all? Grab your black tourmaline, don your smoky eye shadow, & enter into this wild & unexpected ride!
BOOM! BANG! SMASH! a GO! My Favorite Sports Team music clash!? That's right... your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is joined by Big Band Bob, Distractible host and former marching band member! Together they dive into the world of marching band! What all goes into performing a show? Should it be considered a sport? Prepare yourself for band booster mattresses sales, Disney travel, and so many other tangents... Grab your fife, flip your mattress, and power step into this episode!
As spooky season begins, a whole host of ghosts…checks notes..oh wait, they’re hosts?! Guest co-hosts from the community?! This week, Tyler Scheid, your Master of Balls & Holes, is joined by very special guests: YOU! Stepping in for the ever-absent Markiplier, many elegant listeners bring their favorite sports topics and stories to the table. Recruit a friend and race to listen to this community-focused episode!
A new week, a new round of guest hosts! Tyler, your Master of Balls & Holes is joined by members of the GMFST community to discuss competitive puzzling, hockey, hockey, how kick-ass women in sports are, and hockey! Also, there’s a haunted truck?! That’s j’accusing Tyler and challenging Markiplier?! Sport your GMFST foam finger and go for a drive while you blare the episode through your speakers for all to hear!
Markiplier is found... Wait, was he lost!? Where did Markiplier go? Anyways, He's Back, here with the Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid. Changed by his time away, Markiplier learns of the "attempts" to replace him as together they delve into all the sports news he obviously missed: Caitlin Clark, a goal post thrown into a river, and even new innovations in competitive pooping!? Cheer for the underdog, tread with caution washing the dishes, and give this episode your ears and your eyes!
Elegant listeners... Prime your NUTS!! as your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid and Lord Markiplier have quite the primer for you! After some discussion of film & controversial opinions-looking at you Tyler 👀-your hosts go absolutely Conkers! Conkers? Controversy?? Don't worry, this will prime your nuts for competition ;) Grab your nuts, or go gather some and prepare to smash your way to victory enjoying this shellshocking episode!
Happy Halloween elegant listeners! It is time for the Spooky Special! What will happen this time!? Markiplier starts beef with Cailtlin Clark, Tyler banishes some J’accuse ghosts, and then your elegant hosts tell some chilling tales of haunted sports venues & mysteriously missing bodies! Keep your eyes peeled for the Smiling Man, carve a jack-o-lantern, and enjoy these haunting tales!
This podcast has covered the amazing feats of professional athletes, funny sports goofs, and uplifting news in past episodes, however this week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier discuss a much more serious topic… After a palate cleanser of cute animals doing sports things, Tyler and Mark have a discussion about athletic talent vs athlete behavior! Should there be a line where athletes shouldn’t be allowed in sport despite how talented they are? Please be aware of trigger warnings as you tune into this episode!
Watch Out! This week your elegant hosts ATTACK "recent" sports news! After Markiplier shares his woes in building a render farm and... the suspicious demise of his power washer?? Tyler Scheid brings us into the thick of it! From Shaq's chat with Angel Reese to hockey fan pandering, there’s something for everyone! Keep your head up, dodge Mark’s punches, and enjoy this slam dunk of an episode!
Fear... Failure... Focus... This week, your elegant host & Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is afraid?? In this solo episode, Tyler opens up about his fears, fear’s role in sports, and how we can handle our fear. Face your fears, reach out to a friend, and don’t be afraid to listen to this heartfelt episode. <3
Happy Thanksgiving elegant listeners and viewers! It’s time for a GMFST Treat, especially for those elegant viewers out there... the 1ST EVER, & last ever? GOBBLE GAMES!!! This week, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier stuff their brains with turkey facts, then harness their inner turkey to compete in a turkey-inspired challenge! Pull on your turkey pants, grab a plate of your favorite festive foods, & gobble up this absolutely stuffed episode!
After the infamous hockey primer, can your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, redeem themselves?! This week, after banishing j’accuse ghosts & sharing their opinions of the Tyson vs Paul “fight”, they skate into a discussion about the new PWHL hockey league & the importance of women’s professional sports leagues in general. Choose a PWHL team, support women’s sports, & score with this fantastic episode!
In a very ball-heavy episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier battle for control of the podcast!? Mark begins by introducing a shocking “new” sport before Tyler pulls on the reins & leads the way to Japan, where together they examine the sport of Yukigassen, or Snow Battle! Grab some friends, build yourself a snowy chateau, & dodge your way to capturing this thrilling episode!
Everybody loves Santa Claus, right!? But how are they when things go HO-HO-HORRIBLY wrong!? This week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tell tales of exactly that at sporting events. But before they can begin, Mark channels his inner chaos gremlin & leaves Tyler to "entertain" with sports news. Leave an adult beverage & a half-eaten hoagie out for Santa to "enjoy" & settle in for some calamitous christmas tales!
Happy Boxing Day & Merry belated Christmas!! Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between the Grinch & Frosty the Snowman? Or perhaps a race between Jack Frost & Rudolph? Well those types of questions are just what Tyler Scheid & Markiplier try to answer in this holiday special! Grab some cocoa, employ your imagination, & prepare for the new year as you enjoy this silly episode!
Happy New Year! As 2025 begins, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier take a look back on 2024. From highlights, to changes, to funnies, their lives & in sports, last year really had it all! Set some goals, pop open some bubbly grape juice, & enjoy this look back in time!
Think you can survive these sports funnies, fails, and fan flubs without laughing? Well Tyler Scheid & Markiplier have lined up the perfect challenge for all of you elegant fans out there!! Jump right in & discover who won GMFST’s Funniest Athlete of 2024! Oh & please share your favorite sports funnies throughout 2025!
Time to drive... ON A RACE TRACK! That's right, this week your elegant hosts... err... One of your elegant hosts hits the race track! From driving behind the wheel of 3 incredibly powerful BMWs, to doing hot laps with racecar driver extraordinaire Samantha Tan, this episode is packed with SPEED & POWER! Tune up your ears, check your gauges, and hold on tight for this incredible ride!
After addressing the j'accuse ghosts & listening to some j'apreesh spirits, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, talk about the California Wildfires! What was it like being in the line of fire? How incredible were/are the actions of those fighting the fires & those helping their fellow LA residents? Prep your go bag, grab your valuables, and run to the safety of this episode.
LIAR, LIAR!! Chaps on fire!? With the worst fire in the history of LA happening to start the year, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, smokejump into the wild world of firefighting!! A sport!? A lie gets confessed, tariffs get explained, & this podcast evolves to be the gateway to knowledge on... Drugs!? Knives!? & Guns!? Figure out your evacuation plan, find your meeting spot, & enjoy this episode!
Happy Valentine’s Day! You know what that means!? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, have a new "loving" sport to talk about! In a reverse of hosting roles, Mark monologues about the murderous Super Bowl & Tyler channels the j’accuse ghosts! Then like a romantic dance, the lead the way together into the sport about "getting it on" with yourself. Turn up the volume, roll down your windows, & enjoy this sultry episode!
Welcome to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Your Favorite Moments from Season 3! From Bathtub Markiplier to holiday hijinks, we look back & laugh at the best moments from this past season of GMFST! Tune in to reminisce with this episode! Then go back & rewatch/listen to your favorite episodes as we gear up for the whole new season, SEASON 4, of GMFST!
2023
Hope you had time to rest your weary bones over the holiday hiatus... Because it's time for the BRAND NEW season of GMFST. That's right, Mark and Tyler are back in business and ready to inform the masses of the wide world of sport. This week, the dynamic sport-knowers dive into one of the best known winter sports in the entire world: snowboarding!
This week on GMFST, Tyler and Mark's conversation is spurred by Damar Hamlin's recent on-field cardiac-arrest. This leads to a dive into the intricacies of injuries in sports. Mark's broken foot, Zamboni accidents, Kevin Ware, Napoleon McCallum, Steve Yeager and so much more is discussed in this very happy episode.
It's the episode that you all have been waiting for...again. This week on GMFST, Mark takes the reigns and talks to Tyler about his sports life...again. That's right, gentle listeners, it's time for Tyler's Sports Life - Part 2! The "MASTER" of Sport's Life, everyone… enjoy!
Freeze that ice, break out those brooms, polish those giant stone things, slide on those...slidy shoes. Brace yourself for the iciest of all the primers (see what I did there) ;) This week, your intrepid hosts dive onto the ice and explore the wild and wonderful world of curling. IT'S CONCAVE! IT'S CONCAVE! IT'S CONCAVE!!!
Do you feel it - your gentle listener heart beating faster and faster? Do you feel the butterflies swirling around in your stomach? Are your cheeks flush with happiness? That's love...that's right! This week on GMFST, your illustrious hosts are diving into DATING and whether or not it can, indeed, be a sport. Do you want to be our Valentine? Yes 🔲 No 🔲
This week things get WET and WILD on GMFST!!! ...hey, get your mind out of the gutter! Tyler and Mark are talk about how weather, climate, & the environment has shaped & continues to impact sports today! Sit back, relax, & please keep your clothes on while you listen to this week’s episode. Enjoy :)
Ice? Check! Sled? Check! Helmet?! Check! Pedestrians? Who??? Cannibalism? WHAT!?!? This week on GMFST, your handsome, illustrious hosts are sledding their way into the icy, fast, and furious winter sport of luging. Enjoy!
Wait we're a love podcast now, where'd the sports go!?!?... This week on GMFST, Mark & the ghosts of J'accuse consult the King of Balls in Holes about love and baseball. Then it's onto ATTEMPTING A WORLD RECORD!?!? Oh, the Guinness Book of World Records? Is it a sport to attempt a world record? *sweats* Guess we'll find that out on today's record breaking episode!
Sledding until you break all your bones? Sledding with a bunch of Bob Muyskens? Well... This week on GMFST we get to the bottom of these questions! Tyler explains the remaining ways to ride a sled for sport, specifically Skeleton and Bobsled. Will Baby Mark freeze to death or will the sled keep him warm? Find out on this nICE and fast episode!
Ah! The luck of the Irish! This week GMFST presents a special Saint Patrick's Day Primer! Can baby Markiplier tackle the traditional Irish sport of Hurling in all its brutal glory? Will Tyler become the King of Balls and Hurls or fall prey to Mark's maniacal machinations? Listen to find out!
It's time to bring your elegence to ice listeners! This week on GMFST Baby Markiplier faces the skating GODS! Can he build ice, skates, and a routine to appease them? Will Tyler be forced beyond the wall to battle the children with their knives, sticks, and... broken bones? Find out this week on GMFST!!!
Dogs, and sleds, and ice oh my! DOGS & SLEDS & ICE OH MY!!! Join Tyler & Markiplier as they take you through the barking fun of Dog-Sled Racing & the Iditarod, past and present. Can Baby Mark's lead dogs, Chica & Henry, lead him safely through the 1000 miles of the Iditarod?
This week on GMFST, Tyler dives into another primer! This time on the adrenaline filled sport... What's this? Mark, that's not in the notes… hd73;$8,@53)$… Fine, HERE! but audience just know Mark, possibly the Distractible one, is hijacking the episode. Enjoy the Chaos, Pranks, Clowns, & Hijinks! Wait, CLOWNS!? Tune in now to see all the Markiplier mayhem that is unleashed!!
Welcome elegant listeners & NOW ELEGANT VIEWERS on Spotify! In the very first video episode of GMFST, Tyler and Mark give a preview of Creator Clash 2 & discuss their predictions for the boxing matches. Will the seasoned veterans from the 1st creator clash hold supreme or will the dozens of newcomers shine in the spotlight? Maybe both, but here's your for an inside scoop, GMFST style. Listen now! Watch exclusively on Spotify!
With the weight of the sports & movie-making world on their shoulders and not enough hours in the day, Tyler and Mark take a break to just chat with each other about their busy schedules, goals, plans, and life in general. Sit back, breathe, & relax as you indulge your elegant ears with this episode. Maybe it too will relieve some of your stress.
Can your sports master, The King of Balls and Holes., PROVE he is worthy of such acclaim? Can he show enough knowledge to back his MASTERS DEGREE? This week, Markiplier heeds the call to test Tyler on his sports acumen! Find out if the man, the myth, the LEGEND lives up to his titles.
It's time for... THE AFTERMATH OF CREATOR CLASH 2!! Your elegant GMFST Hosts, Markiplier & Tyler, discuss their experiences at the event, the fear and excitement with watching their friends enter the ring, and so much more. Listen now to catch all their insights into the punchouts, & head bonks you maybe didn't even know happened!
*cheering buuuuuuh beeeeee buuuuuuhh, bum bum bum...* There's a reason you hear cheering right way in the intro song, fans & sports go hand in hand. Anyways! In this episode, Tyler and Markiplier discuss the many ways fans interact with each other and their team, the good and the bad.... Will Tyler reveal the type of fan he is? Will Mark anger an entire sports team fanbase? Listen to find out!
As the weather outside is heating up, GMFST turns to the pool. This week on GMFST, Tyler leads sleepy Markiplier through the sport he won state in. WATER POLO - the worlds toughest team sport! Not to be confused with the sport involving horses and mallets... Or do they relate!? Dive into this episode and find out!
Home sweet home! This week on GMFST Tyler & Mark dive into how playing at home gives a competitive advantage, including how teams find ways to potentially increase that advantage or NOT. Tune in right now to find out all sorts of extra inside info including: a person hiding off screen? Mark's perfect locker room, and so much more... HA ha *sweats*
In this episode of GMFST, Tyler and Markiplier... and what's this!? A 3rd person?! Water Polo Legend TONY AZEVEDO!!!! Together your hosts and Tony dive into the pool and talk Olympics, Dirty Players, Sharks, Mark's Fear of the ocean and how all it all relates back to Water Polo, the Sports World, and Tony's Life, past and present. Also Tony & Tyler have mutuals!?
The roles of your hosts get flipped and tumbled all around as Markiplier reluctantly resumes the role of the "sports knower" and leads Tyler down the hill of a sport that is cheese rolling?? The spirits of the J'accuse possess both bodies this time!? Wait, this isn't about rolling cheese, or is it?! Hope you're ready, because this is gouda brie a munster of an episode!
START YOUR ENGINES elegant listeners!! This week your host are joined by a true race car driver who says if you don't crash then you aren't going fast enough!!! wait... is that right!? Samantha Tan, speedster extraordinaire, joins your hosts as we explore how you become a race car driver, why Markiplier drives like a grandma, how to properly say Le Mans, and so much more. Get on track and warm up your tires because this is an episode you do not want to miss.
Finally, Tyler takes Markiplier on a cycling journey through his "home country." Before the ride can begin, Mark challenges Tyler's focus of the episode and jousts over if it should be a primer on the sport of cycling or the Tour de France. Who will survive the pedaling in this cycling adventure across the french countryside?
Ah! The joy of being 7,000ft (2,000m) high, holding onto the side of a mountain with no gear, with just your hands and feet clawed on the rock... That's what this week's guest did! Alex Honnold-one of the greatest rock climbers ever-joins Tyler and Markiplier as they discuss life, finding that one thing to get up for, the Oscar winning documentary Free Solo, and a little bit of rock climbing. You don't want to miss the twists and turns this conversation takes, tune in NOW!
Axes, chainsaws, and flannels OH MY! In this week's wood filled episode, Baby Markiplier returns to face the teeth in the Lumberjack World Championships! Can he survive the hard wood running, axe throwing, tree climbing chaos that Tyler has thrust upon him, or will he splinter under the pressure and face the axe? Time to grab your lucky flannels and take a swing at this episode!
AH, retirement... WAIT WHAT!?! In this week's episode, Tyler and Markiplier discuss what pro athletes do after they retire... PHEW, thought the podcast was retiring and I might be out of a job *sweats*... Anyways, listen in as your elegant hosts dive into the physical and psychological aspects athletes face upon retirement, being wanted vs needed, and... assembling a shelf for a stranger!?
HEAPS of hot dogs. TOWERS of tacos. DOZENS of dumplings. That’s right, it’s time to discuss the sport of eating your heart out, Competitive Eating! Your Master of Balls in Holes, Markiplier? Wasn’t it Tyler?? Take you down the must engorging sport in the world!! Grab a snack, unhinge your jaw, and indulge in this week's episode!
A large portion of Hollywood is on strike, but why and how does it relate to this podcast!? Well your elegant hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, dive into just that in this episode. With discussion of AI, unions, worker compensation, and how it relates not only to this podcast, but to Mark's movie and the sports world, Writers and SAG workers are everywhere. Tune in for a timely, fun, and informative episode.
Hello Everybody and welcome to... GOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team, where Tyler and Markiplier discuss SPORTS! In this episode, J'Accuses receive a new standard, Tyler faces painful consequences if he laughs, and your elegant hosts actually discuss more recent NEWS. Put on your sneakers, grab a bottle of water, and tune into this week's Fascinating, but Terrifying episode!!
Whips, chains, and... a bag of Discs? This week, Tyler and Mark I. Plier critique the J'Accuses, brainstorm TikTok ideas, discover Mark's dark, nearly-murderous past with discs, and introduce you to the chill and rather accessible sport of Disc Golf. Grab a fris…disc, find a target, and tune in to DISC-cover all the fun in this episode!
After the most eloquent of J’accuses which set the new standard, Tyler decides to reward the author of that J’accuse & finally bring the Skiing Primer back from the dead...HOWEVER, Mark has other plans & battles to change the subject and divert the episode down a slippery slope of distrac… I mean, “go away from these thought processes!” Which host succeeds? Is this truly the skiing primer?? Tune in now & find out!
Why pump iron when you could be "Jumping for Jesus"?? This week, our elegant hosts Tyler and Mark swap stories about the weird, wacky, & questionably effective workouts they've done and clash over who has the best hair (hint:it's Tyler). Grab your water bottle, throw on some sneakers, and enjoy this adventurous episode!
Howdy Y'all! This time on *unintelligible cryptid noises*! My Favorite Sports Team, Markiplier leads the way in an important discussion on the complicated and controversial world of sports betting. The conversation is kicked off by discussing the live streaming platform Kick and leads into how the sports world is starting to adopt gambling lines into their mainstream content. Take a gamble on today's episode, what have you got to lose?
Although the official spooky month is still weeks away, the vengeful ghosts of J'ACCUSE return, refusing to be ignored for a moment longer!! After banishing these vengeful ghosts, Tyler and Markiplier pop the conversation back and forth as they pull what they know about the fast paced sport of Ultimate frisbee from their brains… Grab a frisbee, a few friends, and enjoy! But watch out for those aliens…
It’s finally here! An episode that you've begged, pleaded, insisted, j'accused your elegant hosts for! While temperatures outside are still hot enough to melt the ice, Tyler dives right in, guiding baby Markiplier through the sport of hockey in a way so different than the last hockey primer that you'd think it was an entirely different sport! Grab your sticks, toss a puck & maybe even an octopus, and enjoy ;P
Strap in and tie on for an episode chalk full of fun and frankly just plain ROCKS! After appeasing the NFL football fan horde and banishing the J'ACCUSE ghosts, your magnificent hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, reach new heights and fall to new lows while scrambling their way through a primer on competitive rock climbing. Can you meet the challenge presented within this episode? Listen now!
THE SPORTS WORLD HAS COME TO SCREECHING HALT... for LOVE!! Your elegant hosts go down the rabbit hole of Taylor Swift and how she has Enchanted "some football guy." Will Markiplier play the Anti-Hero in this episode and create some Bad Blood with Swifties? Or can Tyler get him to Shake It Off with a friendship bracelet and paint the picture of this new "Royal Couple" and their potentially budding romance? Put on your favorite Cardigan, and find out right now!!!
Baby Markiplier has grown up and is NOW the Master of Shuttlecocks and End Zones! Today, acting as our sports expert, Mark leads newly appointed sports not-knower, Tyler, on a journey to Korea's sports landscape. With the roles now reversed, Baby Tyler must compete in Korean sports while coached by this Master of Shuttlecocks & Touchdowns. Can Baby Tyler survive Markiplier's trials by sport or will he flounder in this sudden switch-a-roo? Now GO! and launch yourself into this worldly episode!
There's chaos in the GMFST studio! Markiplier has been turned into an animated character! Unshaken, Tyler takes this opportunity to welcome all the new Swiftie football fans and replays a GMFST fan favorite, the NFL Primer! Will Tyler survive the chaos, or will Mark pull him into his animated world? P.S. We’ll be back next week with a truly new episode.
Your cries for a Rugby Primer have finally been answered! With no memory of his journey in the animated dimension, Markiplier is possessed by the J'ACUSSE ghosts, allowing them to call out Tyler for ignoring their pleas. Once Mark is able to free himself from their clutches, Tyler walks him onto the rugby field and introduces him to the sport that grandparented American football. Toss on some cleats, grab an egg-shaped ball, watch the rugby world cup, and enjoy this timely episode!
Warning! Laughing Hazard! Please be advised, do not operate heavy machinery or motor vehicles while tuning into this episode!! Now that that’s out of the way, Happy National Pumpkin Day! To celebrate the SEXY orange symbol of fall, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the wild world of the pumpkin & the sports/sports-like surrounding the heavily favored fall gourd!
It's a bird! It's A Plane! IT'S… Tyler!?!? This week, Tyler recounts his adventure soaring high above the ground when he went paragliding, while Markiplier cleans the dust off his totally existent engineering degree to explain the physics & engineering that allows humans to fly. Tighten your harness, check your reserve chute, then take the leap and let this beautiful episode fly its way into being one of your favorites!!
Feeling a need, a need FOR SPEED!!! With a time crunch & their engines primed, Tyler & Markiplier zoom through the world of Formula 1! With key pitstops on the athleticism of drivers, the upcoming Las Vegas Street Circuit, F1 speed comparisons, and the why of racing, you better buckle up for this fast-paced primer!
Extra! Extra! Listen (& watch *only on Spotify*) all about it! This week, Tyler and Markiplier bring you new news, news new to you, and maybe new news you already knew, as well as a completely genuine and heartfelt apology for the egregiously factual facts in the F1 episode!??? Sharpen your eyes and rush the GMFST reddit field as soon as you finish this elegant & entertaining episode.
Happy Turkey Day! Or Happy completely ordinary Thursday if you aren't in the US! This week, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the sporting & athletic events surrounding Thanksgiving!! Whether that be trotting, hunting, wrangling, or stuffing, your sporting hosts have you covered! Indulge in some delicious food, let someone you care about know how thankful you are for them, and enjoy this week's episode!
You've heard Markiplier and Tyler shout WILL do this!! You've listened/watched the seamlessly edited episodes of GMFST! But who is this mysterious figure that responds & makes editing magic!?!? This week, Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes is joined by Wade from Distractible as they interrogate this Will the editor before his departure from both podcasts. Grab your pitchforks, or boxes of tissues… And witness the end of an era as we join together for this farewell episode to Will!!
Mountains... snowcapped titans of challenges ripe for sporting! Seeing the perfect opportunity for sport, your elegant host Tyler Scheid once again summons Markiplier and together they embark on the Mountaineering Primer. Join baby Mark as he faces the climb of Mount Everest. Will he navigate the treacherous landscape to reach the summit or has Tyler finally pushed him too far? Check your oxygen tanks, put on your crampons, and bundle up for this week's picturesque episode!
Ah the checkered board of mental masterfulness... a place where your heart can lead you to a queen or was it a trap... a Queen's Gambit!!! That's right, this week your ever illustrious hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, dive pawn first into Chess! Was it invented by the Roman Empire? Who has a life-long grudge against En Passant!? Will your host duel!? You'll just have to tune in to find the answers and so much more!!
Happy holidays and merry Christmas! It really is a magical time of year, and with that magic your host, Markiplier, whisks the master of balls & holes, Tyler Scheid, back in time for a beautiful Christmas story!! That's right, baby Tyler returns and is sent... into the trenches of WORLD WAR I!?!? With his shovel and soiled diaper, baby Tyler navigates his way into the Christmas Truce of 1914. Snuggle up by a warm fire, grab a cup of hot chocolate and... WHAT!!! A gift/contest for our elegant viewers/listeners!?!? Better listen close while you enjoy this special holiday episode ;)
It's the end of the year, and our elegant hosts take some time to reflect back on the sports that have been featured on the podcast! What will the sports' fates be!? Are they of worth or absolute trash? Has this all been a part of your imagination since the very beginning!? Is the master of balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, even real!? What about Markiplier!? Find out where everything stands only by listening/watching this top tier episode!
Ah! The early days... when your elegant hosts first met... on a mat! That's right!!! This week your hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, finally grapple with the sport that first brought them together. Hear stories of their youth, tales of when they were angsty teens, & get your mind opened up to REAL wrestling: Olympic Wrestling! Folkstyle, Freestyle, Flat-Hand, Strongman, Woman, Greco-Roman... THIS IS the Wrestling Primer!
It's time to look back on 2023 and reminisce on Taylor Swi... GO! My Favorite Sports Team! Wait, the podcast is restarting!!?!? I guess in recollecting moments and mishaps from the past year Markiplier & Tyler Scheid want a redo!? Anyways, Listen/Watch all 52 episodes from 2023 and then, AND ONLY THEN can you endeavor to enjoy this retrospective!
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's time for the battle of the J'Accuses! The contest conclusions! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, FINALLY judge your GMFST J'Accuses!! How valid are your accostings of Mark’s and Tyler's mistakes and flaws? Is anyone worthy of the crown? What & who will prevail? Listen to this episode to find out, maybe…
Today is Tyler's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to...KICK HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO!!! Your other elegant host, Markiplier, is joined by Tyler’s brother & father as they share previously untold details about your Master of Balls in Holes. Hear about their sports lives, and tune in as they share revealing & embarrassing stories of Tyler. Be sure to wish a Happy Birthday to Tyler as you enjoy this week's episode!
Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme!
Wait?! Tyler's brother really exists?! And he's joined our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as a guest?! The infamous brother is revealed & brings with him the 3 types of fun, his sports injuries, and stories of misadventure with Tyler!!! Check out this episode to meet this mystical brother, Jared, and be sure to stay to the end for A LIVE AND IN PERSON J'ACCUSE!!
FINALLY, the “primer” you’ve all been waiting for!! With love in the air due to Valentine's Day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, dive head first into SEX!! Who first did the horizontal tango?? There have been competitions!? Could it truly be a sport? Light a candle, change into something more comfortable, and get down with this week's episode ;)
It’s time to LEAP, HOP, & JUMP into what else… sports that do just that!! In celebration of the leap year & the upcoming leap day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, launch themselves into some speedy primers on a few of these bouncy sports! Grab a friend and spring into this hopping good episode!
Markiplier, alone, no master of balls & holes… That’s right, this is Mark’s show now & he ATTENDED A SPORTS EVENT!?!? Join in as he shares his experience & guides you through how YOU TOO can attend a sporting event near you!! Get tense with excitement, chant your heart out, maybe even people watch, but first we recommend you tune in to this very special episode :)
The master of balls & holes has RETURNED from Thailand! After surviving getting punched by an elephant, jumping a canyon, and navigating the treacherous time zones, Tyler Scheid is back to share his experience with Markiplier & recap a few recent sports stories. Grab your passport as your ears shall go on a journey enjoying this episode!
Tyler Scheid, our master of balls and holes, HAS A CONCUSSION!?!? And is all alone this week because the Iron Lung movie has stolen Markiplier away!?!? Listen in as Trauma’d Tyler recounts his bike wreck, how he somehow isn't dead, and how his athleticism and history in sports likely helped him avoid major injury! Put on your protective equipment and stay vigilant as you watch/listen to this week’s episode on how sports can save lives!
Hello elegant listeners and welcome to the Season 2 finale of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team! Let's reminisce on all... ok, some, of your favorite moments from Season 2! Tune in for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!! and some laughs! And maybe just be inspired to rewatch all of Season 2 and share the podcast with a friend :) Thanks, now ENJOY!!!
2025
Welcome to Season 4 of GMFST... depraved listeners! In this season-opening episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier redefine what is a sport. But as usual, other things get in the way. Tune in for sports news, sports discussions, mind sports, the latest Caitlin Clark updates, & oh so much more!
Another EXPLOSIVE episode! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier confront the j’accuse ghosts & bring you the most recent Caitlin Clark news (+ some other news) before they time travel into the sport of skijoring! From reindeer to horses & beyond, your hosts discuss it in all its forms. Grab your pet, skis or bike, & ride along while listening to this episode!
Given the holiday approaching, St. Patrick’s Day, your ever certain & uncertain hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, debate the existence of leprechauns, their pots of gold, lucky charms, & dive into a couple of Ireland-founded sports. From mythology, to history, to roads, & pronunciation pitfalls, this episode has it all! Tune in now to witness all the chaos & shenanigans!!
Old, Fresh, Ancient, either way it’s NEWS to you! Markiplier armed with a deep dive & Tyler Scheid with his master brain take turns revealing stories from around the world of sport! Tune in for the topics, stick around for the twists, turns, & jumps!? from all the hard hitting, epic dunking, & health conscious news!
Ahh, the smell of spring, flowers, a fresh breeze, & BASEBALL! That’s right, opening day is upon us & Tyler Scheid gets to experience one of the best with his dad! Tune in & watch as Markiplier & Tyler take a swing at news, history, & maybe a bit at each other!? Grab a hot dog, put on your rally caps, & enjoy the festivities this episode brings!!
You are not prepared… Tyler Scheid & Markiplier lead you down the twists of J’accuses & the turns of unexpected sports happenings. What chaos was summoned through crazy NFL payouts & the dissing of diamond rings!? What controversial secrets are exposed about “The Dream Team”, wee woos, & punch cards?! Prepare thy J’accuse pens, stare down a ref, & go blow for blow with this episode!
Ferrets, cheetahs, & octopi, Oh My!! This week, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier wrestle with dumb & dangerous animal sports throughout history. But before diving in, there’s Ground Breaking News as Mark declares that Caitlin Clark has become OLD HAT!! Are there now MECHA-CLARKS?? Find out as you cuddle your pet ferret, grab some eel sushi, & wrestle your friends into watching this animalistic episode!!
Alley-oop and... THE SLAM!! with the BAM!!! It's time to dribble, dunk, dish, dime, & dribble! This week Tyler Scheid & Markiplier jump into NBA playoff basketball after drop stepping into some updates. From the "current" playoff picture, rules of the bracket & games, to NBA history with... ICE HOCKEY!? This episode has you winning the jump ball! Put on your sneakers, hit that buzzer beater, & hate buy a GMFST shirt as you enjoy this episode!
Spring is in the air, colorful eggs are littered across the ground, with smiling chocolate rabbits all around… Peeps & candy strewn about, what sport could this episode be about!? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier egg-citedly crack into the world of egg sports after scrambling through some news! Toss an egg to a friend, dance around, & don’t egg-nore this egg-cellent episode!
HOLEY BALLS!! This is a pickle... a PICKLEBALL that is!!! Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a journey into one of the fastest growing sports of today! That is, if TV timeouts don't stop him... So find a friend, pet a dog, grab your paddle, & tune into this episode on your way to your local pickleball court!
Sport is EVOLVING!! Or is it devolving!? From new MLB bats, to using hawk eye to track balls, & into microscopic sperm racing events, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into all the top stories in the world of sport. Tune in now to find out if sperm racing is real, if a hole-in-one on a par 3 course should count, & what happened to Mark's keys.
Baseball heads! Fantastical furry costumes! Clam calamities! What do all these things have in common? That’s right, they’re sports mascots! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into the Gritty world of weird mascots & their origins. Don’t be a big baby & tune in to find out which mascots tower above the competition in this wacky wonder of an episode!
Sports referees, officials, & judges make decisions that can make sports history, but who judges sports judges? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier step up to the task as they review & discuss the top 10 worst calls made by sports officials. Grab a gavel, don a British court wig, & rate these sports calls as you watch & listen along!
Fast! or Slow.... & FURIOUS! After striking out the j’accuses, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier touch base with a previously undiscussed baseball-like sport! That's right, it's time for SOFTBALL!! With a big swing at these bigger balls, your elegant hosts take you through the historic journey that lead to women's fastpitch softball. Tie up a boxing glove, grab a broomstick, & swing away at this episode!
After announcing GMFST’s return to being #1 Caitlin Clark Podcast, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier discuss a slew of major sports news!! From the potential banning of the tush push to a ski jumping crotch scandal, your hosts hope to help you avoid a $25,000 wardrobe malfunction & more. Close your ears, open your eyes, & confess your love for the podcast on the subreddit after WATCHING this glorious episode!
What in the screaming room is this!?...some very special guests!?!? That’s right, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are joined by the GMFST community to host this episode! Join in as the special guests get relationship advice, share their sports knowledge, & get various burning questions answered!! You will never guess what twists your fellow elegant listeners will take this episode, unless you TUNE IN NOW!!
With various elegant listeners & viewers calling in as guests throughout, things take a number of dramatic turns... From the Markiplier dirt box days, to the brand new catchable Pokémon, Tyler Scheid, you aren't prepared for the wildness of this episode!! Prep some mud pies, chew on some metal, & protect your tv when you tune into this one! *a TV was harmed in the making of this episode*
Fun. camaraderie, & joy. While Markiplier is lost in his server farm, Tyler Scheid is joined by his friend JP & they discuss his sports life, childhood sports memories, hockey, soccer & his incredible experiences working for an NHL team. Put up some curtains, put on your championship ring, & join this wild ride of an episode!
In a world of jumping, running, racing, sporting, one form has been overlooked… e-sports! But not today! Your host Tyler Scheid is joined by 2 legends in the speedrunning community, Fu & Adef, as they discuss the athleticism & history of speedrunning! Grab your controller, prep for GDQ (Games Done Quick), & hit that frame perfect play of this episode!
It's been called their "superbowl", the ultimate stage for speedy hands & record times & all for a good cause... GDQ!!! (aka Games Done Quick) Joined by 2 huge names seen on the GDQ broadcast, Kungfufruitcup & Adef, your host Tyler Scheid breaks down what this event is & how you can support it RIGHT NOW! Listen to this episode, then speed your way to check out GDQ, donate to charity, & see the speed in real time!
With so much going on it's time to catch up! Markiplier is back & ready to GO! Tyler Scheid has some news & topics at the ready, so it's time to hit it while it's HOT. From Wiener racing to Caitlin Clark, they cover it all! Tune in all the way to the end for an important conversation you absolutely need to hear! Now GO! watch & listen & stop reading this description!
A sport Markiplier actually knows & competed in & Tyler Scheid didn't?! It's time to hit the Track... & Field! After some news & a confession of sorts, your hosts get into the details of some of the oldest sports in history! From ancient Greece & the Roman empire into today's USATF Outdoor & Para National Championships, they cover it all! So launch your shot, hurdle the obstacles in your path, & sprint your way to this episode!
History is full of wild stories, so you know sports history has to have some great ones! From a 3 team baseball game to 10 cent no limit beer for fans, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier embark into the stories of old, America's pastime, BASEBALL! Learn about ravens vs crows, who's getting cancelled... WAIT! Are we getting cancelled!? Tune in now to find out, can you save us??
4-legged shadows have entered the studio alongside your wonderful hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier. Who could they be? Well Chica & Henry of course! Tune in as these 4 fabulous creatures tackle topics of speed, poles, & holes! From Angel Reese's improvements to winking at your "friends" you are sure to have a fun informative time!
From the Fyre Fest of baseball through Tom Brady’s terrible advice & into Bill Belichick's career & dating choices, your sweaty hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, toe the line with various updates on all things sports! Grab a bunless hot dog, serve your tea on the subreddit, & tune in for the new, but old, news!
It’s time for a riot! Chaos rings in the studio as your hosts, Markiplier & Tyler Scheid, recount an ancient riot & sling insults as they discuss the art of sports rival trash talk. From Mark’s murderous mutterings to Tyler’s terrifically terrible trash talk, you’ll need ice for the epic burns these guys put on each other & you! Think of your most creative trash talk & post in the GMFST subreddit while you experience this riot of an episode!
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! After sharing what’s going on in their lives & a grocery shopping tip, your hostsTipsy Tyler Scheid & Maudlin Markiplier stumble into pub sports! From the REAL sport of dwile flonking(yes, it IS real, invented in the 1960s), cornhole, darts, & more, your hosts knock back one after another! Make your favorite cocktail, share it with a friend, & enjoy this bullseye of an episode!
Ever worked up a sweat playing Guitar Hero? Imagine the workout professional musicians go through with each performance! To give you an idea of the athleticism of musical performances, your host, Tyler Scheid, is joined by Boy Hero, aka Dan Rudd! Practice your favorite instrument, run a spartan race with instrument in hand, & rock out to this episode!
You’ll leave this episode really having felt it! With new women’s sports leagues, a hospital visit, & trauma detecting technology, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier tackle all the updates in sports. Wait…Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are now engaged?! Pop in a mouthguard & keep an eye out while you listen to this explosive episode!
It's time to address something important! GMFST is a podcast for everyone because there is a sport for everyone! With sole hosting duties, Tyler Scheid is joined by Steven Spohn, Director of the Nancy A. Lieberman Back to Life Center at Mount Sinai & literally the coolest Rocket League player! Together they discuss the barriers people with disabilities face & what adaptations can be made to make sports more accessible. Go & tell your friends 3 things you like & tune in to this incredible episode!
Knights, jousting, & horse poop, oh my! Ye olde hosts, Lord Tyler Scheid & Sir Markiplier, speaketh the word on sports before time travelling back in time to the medieval era. From cod piece fashion to Sonic the Hedgehog jousting, they cover it all, & just like a battle, you never know what will happen next! Don your armor, grab your favorite polearm, & prepare for battle with this buhurt episode!
Sex, Coxswains, & more sex… wait, what’s this podcast about again?! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier talk about why smaller often equals cute/cuter?? Then they Wade right into the sport of rowing, the Head Of The Charles Regatta, & the boat’s crew from bow to stern! Grab an oar or two & row in time to the sultry sounds of this episode while getting the best workout of your life!
News, TikToks, & debating if a$$hole or not, GMFST is your one stop listen for all things sport! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tackle the dangers of football, quiz you on the sounds of sport, & then pass judgment on AITA reddit posts. Post your favorite twonus annus:hockey edition ideas in the official subreddit, submit your “am I the asshole” sports edition links, & don’t dislocate anything while laughing at this hilarious episode!
There’s a ghost in the GMFST studio!?!? Add it to the list of sports hauntings as Tyler Scheid & Markiplier trick & treat you with this Halloween special! SPOOKY!! Leading in with discussions of scarily bad teams & an oddly missing person in the news, your hosts recount chilling tales of sports curses & hauntings! Don’t taunt or torment the sports ghosts while listening to this spooky episode, & have a Happy Halloween!
Exploding microwaves, a time-traveling Tom Brady, broken bones!? After sharing misfortunes in their lives, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier tell the tales of sports history where fans have truly & completely affected the game. Don’t stub your toe or explode your leftovers while being distracted by this hilarious episode!
Sports, Athleticism, & Animation collide! How? Alejandro Potter -an artist & animator for Infinity Ward- joins your host, Tyler Scheid, to talk about just that. From refreshing childhood core memories & super hero look-alikes to their take on the hottest male celebrity, you never know what twist, turns, tackles, & talks will come next! Squeeze into a mocap suit, hop into your gym, & see how much you can do while enjoying this highly animated episode!
From the World Series to an out-of-this-world Halloween pumpkin carving, you never know what will come across the desk at GMFST! Like CRIMES! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are back in studio together & as such it's time they deep dive into the events of late. Don't be a robot, & just say NO! to sports betting while you "enjoy" the latest happenings in the world!
It’s time for turkey, taters, & tears… HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Go grab a box of tissues because Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are sure to make you cry! From the current status of sports-related legal battles heading to the Supreme Court to what your hosts are Thankful for, every second of this week’s episode is worth tuning in for. Be kind to yourself & others, try to do one nice thing for someone, & enjoy this highly heartfelt episode!
What came first, the ball or the floor? What happens when ball meets floor? Well that's precisely why this episode exists! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier sweep the floor with knowledge & stick their noses into the professional & recreational sport of floorball! Rambunctious redditors, heart surgery sutures, balls & sticks are all included! Tune into the new merch at Store.gmfst.com as you get floored by this episode!
Talk about going above & beyond to not be the assholes! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier recorded this during a holiday & sacrificed their minds & bodies to bring you the most important news... IRON LUNG IN THEATRES with TICKETS ON SALE NOW! Don't gamble & wait for someone else to contact your local theatre to offer Iron Lung. Grab your popcorn & tickets, while judging if these sports players/parents were the assholes or not!
Don’t worry, you’re not seeing, or hearing, double! There’s two very special guests joining Tyler Scheid & Markiplier all the way from Portugal! Please welcome Lixian & Nervly, editors extraordinaire, as they find themselves in a battle of sports not knowers vs the sports knowers! From American sports to GMFST lore, our intrepid editors are put to the test! Which team will prevail? Pick a team, play along, & share your score at r/GMFST!
Surprise & Merry Christmas Eve! After a jolly a ho ho ho from Tyler Scheid & a grinch greeting from Markiplier, your festive hosts break down the crimes & athleticism of Santa’s journey to deliver presents & coal around the world. Leave out some milk, cookies, & candy canes for Santa & his elves while you let this episode lull you to sleep as you wait for him to break into your home!
Merry Christmas! It’s Christmas Day so of course it’s time to OPEN PRESENTS!! That includes Tyler Scheid & Markiplier! Join in as your holiday hosts swap presents & share their stories from Christmas past. With topics ranging from winter snow days to sports in space, you never know what holiday magic comes next! Have a very Happy Holidays & enjoy this extra special dose of Christmas cheer!
It’s episode 200 of GMFST!! For this momentous episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier talk all things 200 in sports, then share some memories of GMFST’s origin & beyond. Share this moment with your friends & celebrate this special occasion!!!
The editors, Nervly & Lixian, are back for another magnificent episode. Oh! & your hosts Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are there too… It’s a wild ride of sports AITA discussions, wilderness survival tips, EXTREME badminton, & childhood sports stories. Make sure you have your trusty pocket knife, or tactical shovel, & scout out a comfy place to enjoy the chaos!
Where in the universe is Markiplier? While Tyler Scheid holds down the fort in the GMFST studio, Mark escapes a blood ocean to wander the world in search of sports news. From the Winter Olympics fiascos to ferocious fish, Mark’s on one incredible adventure! Grab your tickets for Iron Lung while you tune in to this wild episode!
2025 had some wild, wacky, & wondrous sports moments; from hot air balloon soccer to hockey hijinks to amazing athletic feats. To showcase these moments, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier look back through each month of 2025 & showcase "TYLER'S" favorite moments. Expect the unexpected, grab some new GMFST merch, & skate your way to r/GMFST to share your favorite sports moments of 2025!
Happy Singles Awareness Day! While Markiplier is away, Tyler Scheid is joined by... YOUR NEW DAD!! Wait... new dad!? It's the amazing Maisie Lynn! Together, they aid all you fellow singles, & taken folks, as they find & breakdown the perfect sports romance movies & books to enjoy this Valentines Day. Get yourself some flowers, buy a friend some GMFST merch, curl up on the couch, & decide which sports rom-com is perfect for you!
Bargaining, Billionaires, & Baseball... Your host, Tyler Scheid is joined by former MLB player turned content creator, Trevor May! Together they slide into the innings & outs around the big business of professional sports, specifically Major League Baseball (the MLB). Tune in as they run the bases of salary caps, player pay, franchise values, & the possibility of a lockout. There's a lot to learn & these two really hit a homerun with their combined knowledge!
Just how boned are you? Markiplier takes over as dictator of the show with a tier list like no other! WARNING: wear headphones unless you want judgemental glares from friends, coworkers, & your pets!! Check that your fly is zipped & all bits are contained before enjoying this indecent episode! Oh & go buy some GMFST merch as this episode is sure to cause GMFST to be demonetized!
You ever just run!? But like really run?? Well the wonderful, fantastic, crazy hilarious content creator extraordinaire, PatrckStatic, has! With host Tyler Scheid at the helm, they jog through Patrick’s sports life, from soccer to track to being a dad. Elbow your friends into enjoying the podcast & run to the subreddit to share your own personal bipedal racing stories!
SPOILER ALERT!! Tyler Scheid deep dives into Markiplier’s bloody blood-filled blood ocean, digging for the athletics involved in the filming of Iron Lung! From stunt injuries to navigating the NACMO, there was a lot of energy consumed to make this movie happen! Consider donating blood & bolt yourself in as you tune into this radioactive episode!
Hello everybody & welcome to the GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team Season 4 Finale! From phenomenal puppetry to fantastic guests, this episode has all the best! Hop in the Time Machine with Markiplier & Tyler and reminisce over the chaos of this past season of GMFST!
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Welcome to Season 5! Spring is in the air & the Winter Olympics have finished! So how about those highs & lows of the Winter Olympic Games in Milano Cortina?? From dodgy medal construction to Alysa Liu’s magnificent skating, these games had many news-worthy moments, including an "I cheated" announcement! So warm yourself up, grab one last cup of hot cocoa, & enjoy skiing through this episode!
What is a mix of improv, fighting, & acrobatics? PRO WRESTLING! Professional wrestler, comedian, actor, & writer Ryan Nemeth is in the GMFST Studio. With Tyler Scheid & Markiplier leading, they dive into the deep history of Ryan's life, his pro wrestling career, insane spray tans, & high school memories. Reminisce alongside these fantastically talented people & find a pro wrestling event near you as you grapple with this high ropes episode!
Can you imagine hopping across the countryside strapped to big balloons, playing polo with cars, or walking for days on end? The Victorians did! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier travel back in time to rediscover some dangerous & ill-conceived Victorian sports. Tighten your corsets, cover your scandalous ankles, & prepare your body to nanty nark during this victorious episode!
Trevor May is BACK! But this time it’s all about him!! Tyler Scheid leads us on a journey to the past. From Trevor’s dad unknowingly teaching visualization to him with bedtime stories to an epic 16 point double double. Oh & then there is the being drafted & playing in MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL! So think of your favorite childhood sports memory & feel young again enjoying this out of the park episode!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!! It’s full of hot air?! You might not think the hot air balloons gently floating in the breeze are actually in the middle of a fast & furious race, but Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are here to tell you THEY COULD BE!!! The not-so-high-octane sport of hot air balloon racing opens for the Kentucky Derby & has other events all over the world. Keep your eye on the hare, prepare for takeoff, & enjoy this uplifting episode!
Watch out!! After months of careful containment, this harrowing & hazardous episode has escaped the GMFST vault to attack your ears!! In this blast from the recent past, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier face their most perilous challenge yet: dangerous & downright deadly sports! Slap on some kevlar clothing, check your slackline, & hold on tight to survive this episode!!
GoodGameBro! That’s not just a saying after destroying your opponent, it’s the username of Douglas Veney, esports professional & marketing genius. He just so happens to be our guest this week! With our host Tyler Scheid spurring the conversation, we travel from reminiscing about the St. Jude fantasy football draft back in time to Doug's sports origins! So lie about your height & lead by example as you tune in to this extraordinary episode!
Welcome to GO(Pro) My Favorite Sports Team! Filmed in front of a live online audience, your hosts, definitely alive Tyler Scheid & Emmy-nominated Markiplier, update everyone on some tech news before they judge AITA posters. Tune in & decide if the completely real & truthful OP is in the wrong for their sports-related quandaries, check out the merch at store.gmfst.com, & share your own sports AITA stories in the GMFST subreddit as you make your determinations!
We’re BACK with our live audience recording for part two of AITA stories. Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier read (they are just reading!!) more sports-related AITA posts & give out the most accurate & fitting of judgements. Do you have or know a potential a**hole story? Are you the story!? Be honest, we will only judge in the most sportly of manners. Share them with us on the subreddit as you join your hosts in judging these a-holes or not a-holes!
Lights, camera, ActionJaxon!! A man that is not a millionaire but has a voice like butter joins your host, Tyler Scheid, to discuss his sports life. His name? Paul Jackson. From little league lifting to varsity basketball, share in the stories of more famous friends & find yourself unexpectedly enraptured in hilarious tangents. There are no dull moments & you'll have no doubt who the best Tyler is after this episode ;P
Mind control, not-so-enhanced games, sports logos, and…Lego? This episode has it all! Markiplier becomes the puppet master & controls Tyler’s mind as they discuss the Enhanced Games, get quizzed on Logos, & discuss the insane Bricks & Minifigs Lego scandal. How does Mark fair? How well was Tyler's Logo recall? How will you do? Tune in to find out!!
Can the a**holes survive a battle against alert athletes with only sports equipment involved? Or will your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier deem “dead in a heartbeat”…After passing judgement on some sports AITA stories, there’s an epic sports battle tier list of if you could survive a fight with an elite athlete with only the equipment from their sport to defend yourself. What sports would you survive? Find out & be sure to let us know in the comments or on the GMFST subreddit!
Markiplier decides to risk it all in contesting one particular story… From the nerdy Knicks’ historic win to FIFA chaos, the sports world is boiling over! To help you navigate all the happenings across the world, your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, break down recent events. What level of peril is Mark in?? What’s the “good” news? Tune in & find out.
Robbers of wives oh my!? Wait, stealing wives!? After banishing recent j’accuse ghosts & questioning the form of unicycle racers, Markiplier & that other guy, Tyler Scheid, carry on about the Finnish sport of wife carrying. Find a wife, grab an ice-cold glass of “wife carrying drink,” & run through the obstacles to get to the episode!
News, New York, &... Nuts?! After Tyler Scheid zooms in from being pit-side at a GT race & Markipler feebly totters in after being stricken with con crud, your hosts catch up on recent events. Together they dribble through Lebron's next move, a new nutty sports drink, & World Cup happenings. There's not a moment you want to miss!! No gamble on this episode, as you’re sure to enjoy!
There’s been years of GMFST Primers, but how much has Markiplier really learned? It’s time to find out as Tyler Scheid becomes a game show host to test Mark’s GMFST sports knowledge! What type of nut is used in Conkers? What sporting event has an Idiot’s race? How many questions can you answer correctly? Tune in to find out!
The sports world has been incredibly active lately with the world cup, foggy fields, & secret ticket scalping rings revealed!? On the case, or in this case, cases, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into the top stories from around the athletic globe. Be sure to keep your brain active & ready to shift gears, as together we drive through this minefield of price gouging CEOs, coerced customers, and immense controversy!
What in the world happened at the World Cup? From "performance” enhancing drugs to wayward balls, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier cover all of the highs & lows of the 2026 World Cup. It certainly was an event to behold, so you know this is an episode you cannot miss. Tune in &, soccer fans, be prepared to throw a red card j'accuse on the reddit... If you dare!
Welcome, not-so-elegant listeners(& viewers), to another round of sports AITA judgements! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, volley sports news back & forth before diving head first into baseball, basketball, volleyball, cycling... and more as all sports can equally have jerks & a**holes. Build a blanket fort, shine your flashlight to repel the ghosts, & sneakily judge these sports people alongside your hosts!
Heart attacks, broken butts, & more bumps & bruises than you can count. Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, are no strangers to hospital visits, but who has the most? Who started the “trend”? Find out as they recount their many, many injuries, illnesses, & medical emergencies. Wrap yourself in bubble wrap, put on a safety helmet, & try not to get injured while watching and/or listening to this episode!
Now that the World Cup has ended, the sports world has gotten…weird... Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into the chaos of the various wacky August Sports. But are any of these odd activities actually a sport? And one of them Mark has some SPICY OPINIONS on! Find a bog, fill it up with gravy, & rock your electric air guitar while you enjoy this funky episode!
Move over pumpkin spice latte, there’s a different type of squash in the spotlight: the sport of Squash! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier volley quips back & forth as Tyler serves the info you need to Squash your opponents. Whether you’re ready for fall or wishing for summer to never end, you’ll be sure to have a gourd time as you experience this ball busting episode!
Your most consistent guest co-host returns & speed runs getting GMFST cancelled! That's right it's.... MARKIPLIER! From the French inventors to GO! My favorite logo quiz, Tyler Scheid leads the charge as both of your hosts test their sports logo knowledge! What new teams will be invented on the spot? Will GMFST continue!? Please let us know as soon as you can... I need to know if I still have a job...
Maisie Lynn is back &… so is Markiplier?! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Maisiplier have a BALL judging golf guys, pool Patricias, & soccer sharers. Don't worry THEY'RE READING reddit stories. So replace your blood with milk, grab a "BALL" cap from the GMFST Store, & pass your own judgment on these sports a**holes!
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