Glenn Martin, DDS(2009–2011)

Amish Anguish

When Glenn decides to take the kids to Niagara Falls they will not look at it. Courtney and Wendy text each other and Conor plays video games. While talking to Jackie he decides for everyone to cough up their techology and to connect with the people around them. Glenn takes them to the Amish Country and throws the keys thinking he threw some change. When Glenn finally decides living in the Amish Country is bad he finds the keys but Canine swallows the keys because he likes it there. Before Conor can get married to Spinster Stubarb Wendy gives Glenn a digital cellphone and takes Conor to the RV. Spinster Stubarb says she will always love Conor. The Martins then drive off and the episode ends.

The Grossest Show on Earth

After Courtney wins a fencing tournament and Conor realises he hasn't won anything (expect at the tournament where he wins a award for 'participant'). When Glenn takes Conor to the circus Glenn gets hired and Conor tries to learn a talent. Conor then gets a job sweeping elephant's feaces. He then realises his talent is sticking his head up an elephants butt. Glenn tells Conor he doesn't likes his talent. Conor ignores Glenn and goes to the circus anyway. Conor doesn't do his talent anymore and gets a "fancy man barf bag".

Save the Tooth

Glenn attempts to prevent the demolition of his childhood park after reading about it in a magazine from his office. He carved his initials into an old tree where he had fallen in love with dentistry, and Jackie. But gets in trouble with the law and may not make it to the protest in time to stop the construction of a new "Mall Mart" store.

Pimp My RV

The family picks up a hitchhiker, Bobby Panache, a professional leg-wrestler who volunteers to help Jackie redecorate the interior of the RV. Glenn soon becomes jealous of this stranger because he shares the same interests as the female characters, and they become his greatest fans.

We've Created a Mobster

Glenn is slow to realize that he is receiving business help from the Mafia. Elsewhere, Wendy and Courtney attempt to make money by tricking Conor into a boxing scheme.

A Bromantic Getaway

Jackie convinces the family to visit an eco-village to learn tips on an environmentally friendly lifestyle, but hits a snag when the community director bonds with Glenn instead of her. Meanwhile, Conor gets in touch with his spiritual side [what Conor refers to as a "Super Chicken"] and Courtney connects with her laid-back hippie-peers.

From Here to Fraternity

Glenn takes his family and Wendy to Jackie's college reunion where he tries to prove to Conor that he is cool. Meanwhile Jackie teaches Courtney and Wendy about sisterhood.

Korea Opportunities

After Glenn digs into Wendy's secret past as a gymnast, he has to face a powerful North Korean man in order to get Wendy back.

Fatal Direction

Jackie's life falls in danger when Glenn's new navigation system falls in love with him and schemes to take Jackie's place in his life.

Little Miss Backstabber

Jackie and Courtney enter a beauty pageant hosted by Steve-O, but after Jackie's face gets messed up, Glenn takes her place. Conor fakes blindness in order to get close to a girl.

Miami Spice

Halloween Hangover

Jackie overdecorates to upstage another RV. Meanwhile, Glenn gets addicted to sugar after eating candy for the first time in years. Courtney gets upset because of discovering Wendy's crush on Conor.

Mom Dated That Guy?!

The Martins stop by L.A.and Jackie's ex-boyfriend,Gary,invites them to stay at his manor.After 20 years of Gary losing Jackie, he is still crazy for her. Meanwhile, Conor becomes a contestaint on "Are You Smarter Than A Chicken?."

Deck the Malls

The Martins go shopping at the mall for Christmas. Wendy and Courtney find out that their favorite band, "Boy Blitz" are at the mall. Conor gets a job at a candy store, and follows around security guard. Jackie works at a store where she acts like a stripper and pole dances to get men to buy products, and Glenn gets jealous. Meanwhile, Courtney and Wendy discover the truth of the Boy Blitz band. First and only appearances of Miss Trisha, Boy Blitz, Pastry salesman, Security guards, Sam Shipiro, and guy mauled by bear.

Hail to the Teeth (A.K.A. Obama-Nation)

The Tooth Shall Set You Free

Glenn is upset to learn that he is not the person Courtney admires most, but she changes her mind when President Obama praises him.

Vegas Strip

Conor meets a secret agent at an anti-smoking seminar, and the two form an unlikely friendship, while Glenn resorts to stripping to dig himself out of a financial hole.

Roller Derby

Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia.

Jackie of All Trades

Bust 'em Up

Glenn books a spa weekend to help rekindle the magic in his marriage, Grandpa Whitey and Conor hunt a vicious turkey.

Dog Show

Glenn wants to become young again so he goes finds his old dog show coach to enter a dog show. But, the replica dog goes crazy.

Footlooseball

Wendy comes up with an unorthodox plan to make Glenn proud of her: She becomes a high-school quarterback. Elsewhere, Conor becomes a regular Kevin Bacon when he tries to bring dancing back to a town that’s forbidden it.

Jackie's Get-Witch-Quick Scheme

Accusations of witchcraft taint Jackie’s family tree, so she tries to prove these claims are wrong. Elsewhere, Glenn and Conor get stranded with some lesser-known members of the Kennedy clan.

Tooth Fairy

Glenn becomes a superhero known as the Tooth Fairy after he loses the ability to feel pain, and Conor tags along with him, acting as his sidekick.

Fashion Show

Glenn drives the RV into the Hudson River and considers himself a hero; Conor becomes a male model, but soon he finds out that he will have to become a vampire; The girls go see Donald Trump and take his wig, only to find out that it is evil.

Step-Brother

Glenn goes to his mother's wedding ceremony only to find a successful half brother whom he is jealous of. Meanwhile Courtney and Wendy plan the wedding ceremony and Conor must take care of the doves. Jackie also works on a dress the entire episode.

Life Swap

Glenn trades lives with former blobster Vito. Glenn then becomes a record producer. Conor becomes a fish mangler. Courtney and Wendy have a fight.

Glenn Martin Christmas Cavalcade

This holiday special features three very fanciful stories, all narrated by a talking Canine. Feat. Mel Brooks and Billy Idol

Courtney's Pony

Jackie urges Courtney to try being a kid again and buys her a pony.

Dad News Bears

Glenn coaches Conor's baseball team in the Little League World Series. Courtney questions herself upon seeing her old assistant, who has become very successful. Featuring: Fran Drescher and Ashley Tisdale.

Volunteers

The family all take jobs as volunteers while in the Volunteer State. But jealousy ensues when Jackie is chosen to be a fireman while Glenn is put on their support squad. Featuring: Fergie and DJ Qualls

Glennhog Day

A freak accident makes Glenn wake up thinking every day is their anniversary. Jackie plays along, hoping to finally live out the perfect day. Featuring: Jason Alexander, Jonathan Frakes, and George Takei

Camp, Part 1

At camp, Conor accidentally fights a bully but winds up gaining respect. Courtney and Wendy vie for the camp heartthrob while Glenn and Jackie work as counselors. Featuring: Elijah Wood and Bradley Whitford

Camp, Part 2

At camp, Conor accidentally fights a bully but winds up gaining respect. Courtney and Wendy vie for the camp heartthrob while Glenn and Jackie work as counselors. Featuring: Elijah Wood and Bradley Whitford

Glenn and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Glenn joins a biker gang and Jackie enjoys it until he chooses it over chaperoning Courtney's first dance. Meanwhile, Conor meets a family of "Bigfoots." Featuring: John Corbett and Devon Werkheiser

Windfall

Glenn and his father-in-law go into the wind farming business together.

Videogame Wizard

Jackie becomes re-addicted to an arcade video game from her youth.

Date With Destiny