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Portal is a former TV show that aired on G4. During its two-season run from 2002–2004, it was one of the most popular shows on the network. Written, produced, and hosted by Dave Meinstein, Portal was in many ways a comedy, a soap opera, a skit comedy show, and a news show. It was an attempt at a new type of show by blending satire, stylistic elements, and various levels of dramatism. Portal was the first television series to use machinima.
2002
From EverQuest to Anarchy Online, from Asheron's Call to Jumpgate, Cybernaut Dave and his computer companion VAL kick off their never-ending coverage of the virtual online realms. Meet some of the personalities that make these worlds go 'round and learn how you can directly participate in the show.
In the far future, citizens of the distant planet of Rubi-Ka are caught in a global struggle for their very survival ... where ""Portal"" begins its in-depth coverage of Anarchy Online. Learn how you can create your first character and battle alongside thousands of others online. We'll also take a disturbing look at the lives of online criminals, and reveal our very own virtual hero.
We'll take a look at Asheron's Call, where a single spell that went horribly wrong nearly destroyed the world of Dereth. It's up to you and a few thousand of your best online friends to save the kingdom. Dave and Val will also reveal secret locales in Anarchy Online, and introduce a little thing called Star Wars Galaxies.
A global struggle threatens the very survival of the futuristic world of Anarchy Online. Witness the tragic chain of events behind this deadly war, and discover new hidden areas of the planet. Also, we'll give you a sneak peek at one of the most graphically stunning realms ever created ... it's the sequel to Asheron's Call!
""Portal's"" coverage of the online world continues as we take a tour of EverQuest's new moon and learn how to play its newest character class, The Beastlord. Then, we'll teach you how to build your own composite bow in Asheron's Call ... and reward yourself with a virtual gift basket! Plus, ""Portal's"" death expert, a disturbing children's story, and an incredible look at Lineage 2!
This episode of ""Portal"" travels to the far corners of the virtual universe as we show you how to get around effectively in Asheron's Call and explore one of the game's most popular dungeons, The Lugian Citadel. Do you know who you're really playing with when you play online? Could celebrities be adventuring in the virtual realms? We'll look into it and bring you a full report. In addition, we'll take a look Everquest and a preview of City of Heroes, the world's first massively multiplayer superhero title.
Think Necromancing is tough in Everquest? Our gnome Olly has all the answers to make your life easier. We'll also give you a tour of the continent of Fawyder and a peek at EQ's newest expansion land, The Planes of Power. And in another realm of swords and sorcery--Asheron's Call--the monarch known as Elder reveals the secrets of his power. Then the action moves to outer space with unique interviews and game footage from Earth & Beyond Online. And finally, Dave once again examines the question of why virtual life is better than real life.
Check out some of the new Massively Multiplayer titles that were on display at this year's E3: Planetside, City of Heroes, Lineage 2, to name just a few. We visited with several developers and listened to what they had to say about their most exciting titles. Then, we'll teach you the secrets of what it is that a Meta-Physicist does in Anarchy Online. And why is Dave hanging out at a dangerous biker bar? We'll try to figure that out, plus take you to an online wedding, and catch up with The Drifter.
""Portal"" begins its exploration of the Dark Age of Camelot with a close look at the kingdom of Albion, which is based on the legends of the Brits. We'll also show you how to get your first character up to level 2 in 10 minutes. Then, Trish Lewis checks out one of the hottest parties of the year in Anarchy Online. Plus, get the lowdown on a secretive new MMOG, EVE: The Second Genesis. Finally, ""Portal's"" very first quest.... Can the Drifter and a small band of heroes take on an army of Wooly Mammoths in the frozen wastelands of Everquest?
Get set to explore the coolest swamps in all the virtual world on this episode of ""Portal."" And wait 'til you meet your tour guides: there's Mercy the Mercenary; legendary TV star The Alligator Tamer; and, yes, the triumphant return of Grooter, the virtual world's most loveable redneck! Plus, The Drifter leads a band of heroes on a Froglok smackdown, an old geezer takes you fishing, and Dave lands an exclusive interview with the dangerous leader of the Slimebathers.
Get ready to explore Hibernia, a magical land based on ancient Celtic myths. Then, "Portal's" parade of virtual wackos continues, as you'll meet the wretchedly awful Bard, Sinny O'Connell and Woodstock-reject Rick. Plus, learn how to have your virtual character immortalized in your very own 3D portrait. And finally, we'll look into the possibility that Dave suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder. All this, and a tough guy in a wedding dress, is coming up on this episode of "Portal."
First, you'll learn the truth about the mysterious character class, The Monk. Then, we'll head into EQ's new expansion land, "The Planes of Power" and the unbelievable Everquest 2. After that, we'll depart Norrath for the all new sci-fi world known as Iritor Online--you won't believe your eyes. Also, The Drifter goes on a mad quest of revenge after someone murders his old hunting buddies. And finally, Dave once again examines the issue of Real Life vs. Virtual Life.
Take a journey into the Netherworld. Traverse frozen wastelands, and travel to the moon on Portal's "High Level Hoedown." But fear not low-level newbies, Zherbo Reaufeaux has a treat for you as well. Then, when cavemen murder a friend of The Drifter, you better believe someone's in for a world of hurt. Also, why is poor old Grooter in a panic? Plus, see what it's like to create your very first avatar in Earth & Beyond Online.
Dave and VAL decide to launch their own television network within the virtual world: VBS! Be the first to sample some of their red hot shows, like Phobia Face Off, The Courting Game, Trapped, and Dave-Strolling. You gotta see it to believe it! Plus, be prepared for some surprise special guests. The Virtual Broadcasting System is now on the air!
Dave and VAL give you a detailed look at The Dark Age of Camelot's Midgard, including a How-To-Be-a-Hunter Guide, courtesy of Dr. Bloolittle. Plus, The Ultimate launches his grandest assault ever, and "Portal" may never be the same!
Is Dave finally going crazy, or is the hippie Rick really trying to contact him from the next world? Dave better figure it out fast, because it's going to be a busy day in The Hub: learn how to build your first spaceship in Earth & Beyond, how to play an Engineer in Anarchy Online, and how to appreciate the beauty of poetry. Plus, Dr. Julia Hopkins, the woman who brought virtual OCD into the spotlight, has a new report on an even more disturbing psychological disorder. And Finally, is The Drifter getting a sidekick?!?
You've watched him take down high-level monsters with but a single blow--now learn how a man so incredibly simple has achieved such incredible heights of power. It's the secret origin of Grooter! Plus, Dave hops into his "Yalmaha XL" air vehicle to give you a personal tour of the most ferocious and extreme zone in all of Anarchy Online ... prepare yourself to witness monsters like you've never seen before! And finally, The Drifter decides he's tired of reacting, and goes on the offensive....
Selfish behavior is prevalent in the virtual world. That's why Dave and VAL have decided to share ""Tales of Sacrifice"" with you. Five inspiring stories of selflessness from five distinct virtual worlds: Anarchy Online, Everquest, Asheron's Call, Dark Age of Camelot, and Earth & Beyond Online. Some of these tales feature characters you know and love and others feature new personalities, but each story shares one common and important theme: sacrifice. Get the tissues ready.
Watch Portal history in the making as Dave introduces viewers to a new recurring character, his very own best friend. Also, get re-acquainted with one the virtual world's foulest villains, Darwin, and learn why this sadistic Ogre must stopped at all costs. Then, The Drifter goes head-to-head with an evil Leprechaun, and it nearly costs him his life! Also in this episode: Twin Berserkers, a Thane Video Cookbook, Earth & Beyond Online, and more!
In this episode, Dave and VAL show you how to forge new virtual friendships. Here's a taste of what to expect: Everyone knows that people flock to healers, and Portal will show you how to patch like a pro. Fashion expert Zherbo Reaufeaux returns with helpful makeover tips to help you make a great first impression. Dave conducts a fascinating experiment: Is it easier to make friends in the virtual world or in the real world? Meet Megan, your new best friend in Earth & Beyond Online. Take a peek at The Sims Online. And if you thought The Drifter was tough, wait'll you meet Volcano Jack!
Dave and VAL scramble to put a transmission together as their original subject, The Drifter, disappears without a trace! In this episode: Explore Everquest's newest zone, The Jagged Pine Forrest. An untold tale of The Drifter is called up from the archives. Meet the winner of Portal's "Best-Decorated Apartment Contest" in Anarchy Online. It's Sorcerer vs. Infiltrator, with color commentary by Howell Cossard! Take a sneak peek at Everquest Online Adventures for the PS2. In Earth & Beyond, a cocky Starpilot gets ready for his first flight in a new ride. And somewhere, a dark force reawakens....
The Ultimate returns with a thirst for vengeance! But why does he have his eye on sweet, innocent Grooter? Prepare yourself for the unthinkable. Also in this episode: Peer inside the mind of a Champion! Take a sneak peek at Shadowbane! Hear from Dave's best friend, Berney! Gasp at Dr. Julia Hopkins' report on a disturbing psychological disorder. Ponder the fate of the missing-in-action Drifter! And witness the most shocking finale to any episode of Portal ... ever!
Dave - A captive of The Ultimate! VAL - On her own! The Drifter - Missing in action! Darwin - On a rampage! Could this be the last episode of Portal ever?!? Or will unlikely heroes emerge to save the day? This is the episode you thought you'd never see ... !
In this transmission: Meet a real life Theurgist, a magic user with the power to harness the elements! Descend into the fiercest elemental dungeons in the virtual world. Meet the elementals of EverQuest. Sneak a peek at the world of Horizons. Say hello to guest stars galore. And cross your fingers as Dave calls in a "specialist" to aid in the search for The Drifter.
Dave is convinced that his presence in The Hub endangers his friends and coworkers, so he decides to leave ... permanently! Can anyone talk him out of it? In this transmission: A look back at Portal's less fortunate moments. A sneak peek at an exciting new world, ""Dragon Empires."" New information on the whereabouts of the missing Drifter. A dangerous new villain! And guests stars galore!
Portal examines the concept of Halloween, and illustrates how such a holiday often leads to great disappointment, and often ... tragedy. In this episode: Trick or Treating ... down the tubes. Two separate Halloween parties ... gone bad! A vampire tale more tragic than any you've seen before. A new recurring character--a professional Sensitivity Trainer-- joins the Portal family.
As Dave attempts to enjoy his annual forced vacation day, The Drifter and Darwin prepare to take each other down.... Also in this episode: Grooter plans to sweep Yoodle off her feet with a romantic getaway! How Dave met Sunny Dove! Camelot in Anarchy?? Asheron's Call 2, and lots of it! Pixies! And more tears from poor little Berney!
Many of Hollywood's greatest classics were actually inspired by virtual masterpieces. In a salute to cinema, Portal's 1st Annual Film Fest takes a fond look back at these works of art. Plus, did a member of the Portal family once star in their very own movie!?! You won't believe it!
Rick, Portal's body-swapping Spiritual Advisor, is having problems with his current form and wants to move. But he's not the only one looking for a body... Also in this episode: Sports commentator Howell Cossard returns to announce a very important fight. Sergeant Moe Tuesday is once again on the case. The Drifter makes a terrifying discovery in Asheron's Call 2.
In this episode: Travel to Earth with Dave as he examines popular opinion on this important holiday. Visit the most unexplored forest in all of Anarchy Online. Learn the secrets of Mother Nature from a professional Druid. Then, it's down to business... Take a first look at Rick's new body. Plug your nose as the Drifter heads into Everquest's Plane of Disease. Cross your fingers as the hunt for Dave's betrayer begins. Gasp at a terrifying ending which will rock the Portal universe.
"He speaks with no sound, and his word is law." A simple riddle. A complex madman. And the end of life as we know it. Who is Apex? What does he want? And how can Dave, VAL, and the rest of the Portal crew possibly stop him? The mystery begins to unfold in the first chapter of a 4-part epic that will change the Portal universe forever. It's got more shocks and surprises than any viewer can possibly handle. It's Portal, "Down the Tubes!" You must not miss it!
The "Down the Tubes" saga continues with part 2 of 4! Making final preparations to take over The Universe, the power-hungry Apex begins to systematically eliminate all potential adversaries, starting with Portal's friends! Meanwhile, Dave and VAL concoct a plan to return to The Hub... but will it be too late? Also in this episode: Dr. Julia Hopkins continues her search for Dave's betrayer. Is something wrong with Grooter? And the birth of the most unexpected hero of all...
The "Down the Tubes" saga continues in this shocking finale to Portal's very first season!... Apex continues to eliminate Portal's friends as he prepares for ascension. Will Dave and VAL be able to make the fast cash needed to return to The Hub and save the day? Or will they merely be returning to a long series of funerals, including their own?!? Not if world-famous movie star Dirk Ruddy has anything to say about it...
2003
Portal kicks off its Second Season with the final chapter of the "Down the Tubes" Saga. Its Apex vs. whoever's left, with the fate of The Universe hanging in the balance.
Apex is gone, but life in the virtual world will never be the same. In this episode: The funeral of Bloody Dove. Come pay your final respects. The mind of Berney. Will he ever recover from believing Dave was dead? The future of Dirk Ruddy. Can the world's most famous movie star bounce back from the world's most humiliating confessions? The Ultimate's newest minion. The Drifter kicks his hunt for Tah into high gear. Grooter and Yoodle. Is it really over? All this, and the beginnings of big trouble for a longtime Portal friend.
Fashion Designer Zherbo Reaufeaux is on trial for the murder of Bloody Dove. But did Zherbo do it, or will an innocent man be put to death? All will be revealed in this most unexpected, mind-blowing transmission you will ever see. Also in this transmission: Grooter laments over lost love. Disgraced movie star Dirk Ruddy embarks on an exciting new journey. A brand new virtual world merges into the Portal universe. All this, and a disturbing dream...
Apex is defeated! The betrayer, revealed! Now, the rebuilding begins. It's an exciting new chapter in transmission history as Portal's friends embark upon new and grand adventures. In this episode: Dirk Ruddy and Sir Blue... The making of a masterpiece starts here. Grooter... Life after Yoodle! Berney... Gets professional help! Drifter... The search for answers continues! Moe Tuesday... In big trouble! All this, and the triumphant return of everyone's favorite depressed clown henchman, Truggy!!!
In this transmission: Grooter...takes you on a mini-tour of the legendary Tatooine. Zherbo...receives an unpleasant surprise. Truggy...explores his talents. Sir Blue...baby-sits Dirk Ruddy! Dirk Ruddy...is the shizzm shazzm! Dave...tries to cure Berney! A Plumber...plumbs. The Drifter...drifts! ...and once again... ...dark events begin to unfold...
In this transmission: Dr. Julia Hopkins reports on a disturbing psychological condition... in Star Wars Galaxies!!! The all-new, all-improved (sort of) Sergeant Moe Tuesday takes on a dangerous case. The Drifter searches for a cure to his evil love curse. Dirk Ruddy and Sir Blue plan their masterpiece! Plus... Rick! Shorty! And... Bob...
An exclusive look at the man behind the portals... For the first time ever, peer inside the mind of Dave. Also in this episode: A brand new virtual world enters the Portal Universe! The Drifter hatches a risky plan! Mysterious beasts continue a dark quest. More footage of Star Wars Galaxies. And of course... Bob Klaws.
When citizens of the virtual world watch TV, what is their channel of choice? The Virtual Broadcasting System, of course! Normally, it can only be seen in the virtual world, but now, thanks to Portal, you can see it too!
Falling deeper and deeper under Tah's love spell, The Drifter enlists the aid of fellow hero Boulder to help him break free before it's too late. But can even these two heavyweights succeed against a minion of The Ultimate? Also in this episode: Bob plays hardball! Dirk burns up the dance floor! VAL shows off Star Wars Galaxies' planet of Naboo! And Portal hires its very own teacher!
Yoodle may be finished with Grooter, but her adventures in the virtual world are just beginning. Can a simple gal from the farm possibly survive in a world of sci-fi wonders? The answer will surprise you. Also in this episode: Malone returns with a lesson on There. Berney finds himself in a sticky situation. Sergeant Moe Tuesday is hot on the tail of a pair of very dangerous beasts. And... Who is The Great Fernando???
Take a journey into the past with Portal's wackiest stars!!! Yeah, yeah... this is one of those re-cap shows featuring clips from old episodes. But this one is different... Listen very closely, and you'll learn things about the transmission you never knew before! Guest hosted by a longtime favorite Portal character.
Dave travels to one of Earth's best hospitals to visit a wounded friend. In this episode, told through the recent memories of an injured friend, we'll hear the story of how and why they nearly lost their life. Chock full of unexpected turns and shocking revelations, this is one of the important transmissions in Portal history! Also in this episode: Grooter receives a surprising visitor! A vital lesson for your Second Life! And another unbelievable look at Star Wars Galaxies!
Dirk Ruddy, Sir Blue, and Gardenia Flowers have completed their movie masterpiece, and Portal takes you to the world premiere! You might never see cinema the same way again...
Only a villain as devious and evil as Bob would attack Christmas in the heat of summer, and only a Hub dude as resourceful as Dave has a chance of stopping him... The final battle for Christmas is here! Guard your toys. They may be the last ones you will ever know! Also in this episode: The secret of the flute revealed! The world of Horizons joins the Portal Universe! And The Drifter heads into Star Wars Galaxies!
Dave might have won the last round, but Bob wants revenge. Bad. Worse yet, he's planned for it. Big time! With the element of surprise on his side, will The Wrath of Bob finally spell the end of Dave and crew? The most action-packed, edge-of-your-seat transmission in Portal history! Also in this episode: Life as a Dragon in the world of Horizons. And the triumphant return of S.M.U.T.L.U.V. (Strong Men Unafraid to Like Unicorns Visibly).
Dave heads into The Sims Online hoping to fulfill his promise to Truggy. But how can Dave possibly find and secure Truggy's box in the home of his mortal enemy, Bob? Only one thing is certain... someone is going to get hurt. Also in this episode: Who was the manufacturer of Bob's killer robots? The Drifter intends to find out! A stunning look at Dathomir, one of the deadliest planets in Star Wars Galaxies. And... old faces return.
Dave kicks off his search for Truggy's long lost son, Michael, hoping to teach him the truth about his noble father. But when a crisis erupts on a virtual university campus, Dave's plans take an unexpected turn toward tragedy... Also in this episode: A deadly new foe! An exciting journey into the amazing world of Final Fantasy XI! And at long last, The Drifter in The Sims Online!!!
When you're a world famous supermodel, everyone thinks they know you... But now, in a heart-to-heart interview with legendary journalist Barbarbara Waters, Yoodle reveals her innermost secrets and private passions! Also in this episode: Dave has a disturbing dream... or is it something more...? The Drifter seeks help in his search for the deadly super-robot, Xatrion. Grooter receives an unexpected visitor! All this, and building basics in The Sims Online.
Does Orange = evil? This week it does...! Can Yoodle possibly escape the clutches of her orange reptilian stalker? Can The Hub possibly withstand the direct assault of a sadistic orange alien? Can this show get any weirder?!? Only time will tell! Also in this episode: Travel tips in The Dark Age of Camelot. Several extremely brief cameos (that we're still counting as cameos). All this, and Dragons!!!
Think Halloween is all fun and games? Dave doesn't. And he's prepared a series of stories to prove his point... Halloween stinks! In this episode: --Why Haunted Houses stink! --Why Ghosts stink! --Why Jack 'O Lanterns Stink! --Why Witches Stink! --And Why Zombies got a raw deal!
When Dr. Julia Hopkins receives an unscheduled patient, she just might have the toughest case of her career on her hands... Accompany the doctor as she heads deep into a mind of mystery, and surprises. Also in this episode: Can you survive EverQuest: Lost Dungeons of Norrath? Will Berney ever remember how to speak? And why is Rick freaking out again? The answers are here, man!
After receiving a chilling threat from The Ultimate, Dave and VAL try desperately to uncover information on the mysterious villain. But will The Ultimate's brother, Sunny Dove, really help to destroy his own kin? And what can Dave learn from The Dove's very own sister?!? Portal history starts (and ends?!) here! Also in this episode: The Drifter seeks aid in his quest for the super-robot, Xatrion. Rick in grave danger! And a look at the nightlife in Anarchy Online. Part 1 of 5.
The "Ultimate Victory" saga continues as Dave confronts The Ultimate on Earth. What has the megalomaniacal villain been planning? And why has he taken on the body of Dave's former dummy? Brace yourself for the most shocking and unexpected transmission in Portal history! Also in this episode: Deep in Atlantis, The Drifter finally confronts the super-robot known as Xatrion! Valuable information on hired help in The Sims Online. All this... And Berney! Part 2 of 5.
Portal revisits the weirdest moments of its first two seasons! From virtual OCD to The Drifter's beauty tips, this is your chance to witness the strangest moments of the most bizarre show in the universe! Enjoy the laughs while you can... The "Ultimate Victory" saga resumes next episode!
As Dave's allies deal with the repercussions of our last horrifying chapter, The Ultimate uses his new super-robotic form to wreak havoc upon the virtual worlds! -Who can possibly stop him?! -What does he want with poor little Berney?! -And will there be anyone left after this transmission?!? Start praying... Part 3 of 5.
Aided by the power of Xatrion, a vengeful Ultimate continues his takeover of The Universe. With Portal allies dropping one by one, what hope remains? Plus, has the law finally caught up to Dave for his alleged attack on Christmas? Brace yourself for the worst. Part 4 of 5.
""Ultimate Victory"" concludes here! It's everyone versus The Ultimate in the most shocking and unexpected Portal transmission of all time. Part 5 of 5.
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